Sweet Sexy Funny Smart - GFE Dream - Clean Discreet Safe

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Posted by AmyXperience on 03/28/2012
NaughtyReviews Profile: Amy Xperience
Age: 28
Neighborhood / specific location: Lombard, IL 60148

*** Sweet Sexy Funny & Smart - Your GFE Dream - Clean Discreet & Safe ***

Please bare w/me while i build my own site. I am currently accepting new clients & would like to find a few more regulars before removing my ads. Please read the waiver at the end before booking an appointment with me.

I'm discreet & trustworthy! I am upfront & honest w/no drama or BS! I'm VERY clean & hygienic! I cater to the upscale gentleman who does not have to be told twice how to behave. I do not tolerate any rough behavior or disrespect! Please No BS & No Drama Guys!!!! BTW You can expect the same from me.

I promise that:
* I will not rush our time together. The time that you book is the time that you get! No clock-watching here ...
* I will make you feel comfortable & cared for. I aim for a truly authentic "girlfriend experience"(aka GFE)!
* I will appreciate super sweet slow kisses all over & love to return the favor!
* Like most fun-loving girls I am a bit of a night owl so it's the best time to book an appt w/me is 2pm-2am. I also enjoy a good party, as well as laughing, having fun & making the most of our time hoping the moment lasts until we can see each other again!

YES MY hair is REAL! I am also very soft and supple and smell and taste sweet as candy!

So ... Bite Into Me!

For Newbies -

An Incall's when you come visit me @ my upscale 3 1/2 - 4 Star hotel. The lights are dim & the mood's romantic. The hotel's carefully chosen to be discreet & safe. If your nervous about anything thats natural! (I’m human too so I always get nervous when meeting new friends!) Please feel free to ask about the safety measures or protocol we'll follow in order to protect our privacy & legal rights (ensuring we have nothing but a fun, safe & perfectly legal time between 2 consenting adults)!

An Outcall's when the provider travels to you the client. Outcalls are usually more expensive to compensate a provider for her additional time & effort. It's also a riskier endeavor for a provider because they could be misled & have to leave w/out any reimbursement for expenses. For example a provider can arrive to the requested Outcall location to find they were given a wrong address, the client could fall asleep & not answer when you arrive, or could be underage & after checking ID be required to walk away. It's also common I guess for some guys to be "all talk" (unable to cover any expenses). In every single one of those situations the provider will just walk away! Outcall location's can often be a client’s private residence, place of business or their hotel. Each provider has their own rules or limitations regarding Outcalls. I personally DON'T do car or truck dates - no exceptions!!! I don't do half-hour Outcalls. There's booking minimum w/farther locations - 1.5HRS if w/in 20-35 mins & 2HRS w/in 40-55 mins from me. Further locations may require an additional travel fee (especially if more time isn't added to the appt).

SUGGESTED DONATIONS - Upon availability Only!


• 200 - HH (HH's Not Avail w/1st Time Clients - 1Hr Minimum)
• 300 - HR
• 430 -1.5 HRS
• 540 - 2 HRS
• 950 - 4 HRS
• 2000 - 8 HRS
• 2200 - Overnight (10 HRS Min - aprox 10pm - 8am)

* Any expenses such as: food, drinks, etc are not included (w/ the exception of my hotel which I provide). I usually try to have a bottle of water for us but if you prefer something else please bring it.

For details regarding my current InCall location please call. It rotates between 3 areas - 1 in Western Suburbs, 1 in Northwest Suburbs (both just 15-20 mins from city w/out traffic) & city of Chicago.
• Lombard, Downers Grove, Oakbrook Terrace or Oak Brook IL Area
• O'Hare Airport, ORD, Ohare, Northwest Chicago, Des Plaines or Rosemont, IL (Off Blue Line L)
• Downtown Chicago - Varies (Location is Upon Request)


• 340 - HR
• 460 -1.5 HRS
• 570 - 2 HRS
• 980 - 4 HRS
• 2100 - Overnight (10HRS - 10pm - 8am)
• 2300 - Overnight w/ Morning Treat (12HRS Min 10pm-10am)
• 3600 - 24HRS

* Any expenses such as: food, drinks, etc are not included in blocks of time.
* Time's approximate.

If you're a sweet gentleman feel free to call!

My preferred way of communicating is via phone. If you email, I may not see it for days or weeks - so I prefer you call ASAP if you’re looking to meet in the near future. Although I do accept texts when convenient, I prefer new clients call & will need to speak w/you verbally before meeting. Please keep in mind that my phone has slow texting capabilities. Refrain from sending elaborate texts or starting conversations via text unless time-sensitive. Feel free to send basic info, an intro or specific appt requests via text (date, time length, location, etc), as well as your name or any privacy instructions to be discreet (like: don't call after 3, don't ever call, etc.). Please avoid unnecessary back & forth, stupid games or small talk unless you have no other way to speak discreetly. It takes me a very long time to respond - due to the crappy phone. I often end up a text or two behind.

I live w/others who do not need to know about my private life. I have a career job thats my passion but current business is slow right now. Even though I'm flexible & create my own schedule, I do have other things in my life requiring my attention. BTW If you call & I text you back, it usually means I can't talk verbally until I'm able to find privacy. I am able to answer some questions regarding out appt via phone (text or verbal) but please AVOID asking me anything that requires an explicit answer! If you bring up anything related to or including the words "service", "menu", "do's or don'ts", limitations, etc or ANY illicit activity I will not give you a 2nd chance.

Donations are clearly listed! Do NOT ask me about suggested donations via phone!!! If you need to know the cost of travel for a location further than an hour away please give me the location's address or nearby cross streets & I can suggest a gas/travel estimate. This is to protect us both! I'm very open-minded but also intelligent which means saving some things until we are both comfortable with each other and face to face.

I understand that clients can often get burned w/shady or misleading providers that can be jaded, clinical &/or nothing like their ads. That's NOT me! I am the real deal - a one of a kind girl whose not broken or manipulative. I'm happy & don't have “Daddy” issues! I'm a unique mix of all things good! So if you really want to find a rare muse like me - you need to take a chance!!! If you’re worried - ask me how we can limit the anxiety.

AND Don't start out the conversation by taking out your past bad experience(s) out on me. I'm cool but I am NOT cool w/that & will not be bullied into thinking it's up to me to make it up to you on behalf of all providers. I prefer we start things w/a positive approach. I'm not keen on guys who want me to jump through hoops just to have the privilege to talk to them or who have no intentions of booking an appt right then! Because we both know that in the end, after going through all the trouble, most of you who do this are just wasting my time & never move forward. I do not send out pictures of my face … EVER (for any reason)! You can read reviews if you're curious & need verification of my physical beauty. For this reason I have a cheap $20 throw away phone & can't send out ANY candid phone pics even if you're polite & I wanted to. I can email you copies of the pics I have online but that's about as much as I can offer photo-wise.

I do not play games & dislike men that do. If something comes up & you have to leave early it's proper etiquette to still cover the full expense. If you have adequate reasons that you were misled or that I lied to you about my appearance, you have the option to walk away from an incall with no hard feelings! Now if you ask me to drive to you for an outcall & I am exactly what I describe but you change your mind or have something come up - again it's proper etiquette to still cover the full suggested donation to cover travel time & expenses. Most likely I missed @least 1 appointment offer to be w/you. If you have to cancel an appointment with me for any reason, please do it ASAP - especially before I leave to meet you or before it's too late for me to book another appointment. If you cancel an appointment two times in a row, you will not be able to make any further appointments. But … you can still visit my incall if I'm avail last min - I just won't hold a time for you until you make it up to me!!! That's fair & upfront!

I am available 24/7 by appt only! Please read my disclaimer below posted for our safety. After your done, call me, ASAP. I'm usually avail most days of the week 12pm - 2am but I only take appts 3-4 days a week so it depends what other days I made myself available. I'm often awake until late night (1-3 AM). For same day appts - call asap since I don’t take more than 1-3 per day. If I don't answer immediately please text, try back or leave a voice mail message w/your name & the best way to reach you (as well as your appt. request). Appointment requests should include: your name, number, any discretion info, your preferred appointment date, time & your desired appt length (if you want an Outcall do not forget your location). I may be busy taking a long hot bath or driving & will get back to you ASAP but don't hesitate to call me back each day until you reach me since I've previously had my voicemail message overflow get bounced in just one day.

I am avail mornings & afternoons by special request (advance appt). So if you prefer a daytime or morning appt, I encourage you to arrange it @ least one day prior to ensure that I am available. I don't turn my phone on unless I have privacy & may not get your message or request if you call the same day looking for a morning or afternoon reservation. But I AM able to accommodate you during the day if you contact me no later than the day before you want to meet! You can always try my phone on the off chance I have a non-conflicting early appt that day & answer. BUT the only way for a guaranteed daytime appt's to book in advance. Trust me - I’m worth it!!!

You can also email me if its not time sensitive. I often have to pay to use the hotel's internet service to check email privately in my room. So I don't check my email as consistently as I'd like. So if you email about an appt within the next 2-3 days, I suggest you follow up with a call to let me know that you emailed me additional details.

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I do not offer any illegal or immoral services, anything implied or inferred within these pages is not to be taken as inducement for payment for anything other than time and companionship. Anything else that may or may not happen beyond leased companionship is a matter of personal choice between two or more consenting adults of a legal age and IS NOT offered, guaranteed, contracted for, NOR requested to be contracted for or compensated for in any way. Please refrain from asking for anything explicit via phone or I will hang up and block your call. This is for the safety of us both!!! of us both!!!

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