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Just a Gigolo

So let’s be honest, you’ve probably thought of it at least once. Wouldn’t life be awesome if somehow getting paid for sex was a part of it? As someone with a passing interest in the hobby, surely you’ve pondered how life would be with the shoe on the other foot even for a day, if you could arrange to have some insanely rich yet still hot business woman pay you a few hundred bucks to take you for a ride. How could that be bad?

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Unreal Escort Alternatives

For some of us, visiting an escort a day is a totally reasonable and viable option. Sex with a provider fits in between lunch and sleeping in the office pretending to be working on that report you finished in one hour that’s supposed to take two weeks to do. At a cost of upwards of $1500 a week or so though it’s certainly not an option for everyone. But if you need to get your rocks off on a regular basis, and wanking it simply isn’t cutting the mustard, what’s left? 

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Why Getting Smashed with a Stripper is Less Fun than the Dentist



So it’s Friday and your week at work has been just this side of ball-flatteningly shitastic. Your boss is a douche and made you redo some shit work 6 times over until it looked exactly the same as it did the first time you finished it, everyone else around the office was being all smug and happy that they weren’t being picked on. All you wanted to do since about 10am on Monday was get smashed and see some boobs.

So now you’re free, you just got paid and you hit your favorite club to have some drinks, see some girls and just relax in a fantasyland of breasts and beer. Life is now good. Or is it?

You’d think a stripper would be a far more fun companion than the dentist, right? Not if you’re playing the game wrong.

You go to a dentist for a specific reason. You know this, the dentist knows this. The dentist is an expert at what they do. You sit in the chair, the dentist looks at what’s going on and gets to work. Cleaning, cavity filling, root canal, it’s all the same. At the end you get a bill and leave. The process was efficient and you got what you came for.

Now, a common rookie mistake when dealing with strippers is not being able to understand the stripper’s POV. A seasoned pro knows this. You can chat with the girls, joke, maybe even buy them a drink if you’re feeling generous. And make no mistake, thinking about the 1,001 ways you’d like to ride them around the countryside is perfectly normal too. But you know they’re working and they’re trying to work you. 99 times out of 100, you have less of a shot in taking that girl home than you do of getting hit by lightning and gaining super powers

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Escorts or Dating: The Fiscal Dilemma

According to an article from early September of this year, in Australia, $1.13 billion per year goes directly to strippers and prostitutes. That amount alone is spent on internet porn in the US. In Spain, 50 million Euros are spent, per day, on prostitutes. Per day.

A few years back, the estimate for what Americans spent on peep shows, porn and strippers was in the neighbourhood of $9 billion. Strip clubs alone made up $2 billion of that. Figures for prostitution are tough to accurately pin down but if you take a rough average from a few sources and add in figures for strip clubs and massage parlours, per year, Americans are dropping around $30 billion. We checked with a real life doctor and he confirmed that $30 billion worth of sex is enough to literally explode your dick.

Given how much is spent in the sex industry, you'd think there's a cheaper alternative out there. And, surprisingly, there is this thing we read about on some website once (maybe eHarmony.com, it's hard to remember, the site was retarded) called dating. When the figures on what Aussies spend on sex were released, the question was asked: is going to an escort cheaper than going on a date?

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The Priciest Poon

Most escorts have a set price they're going to charge for set services.  That's kind of how any industry works.  Go to Business Depot and a 10 pack of black pens is going to cost a pretty reasonable price.  Go to Burger King, you're getting a Whopper meal for around $5.  Go to Sally at the corner of 45th and Main street and you're hummer is going to cost $20 unless you bring her a sandwich and she'll knock off $5.  But every so often you get an unskilled person in on the mix.  Those pens, slightly used at a flea market, are bound to be cheaper.  And maybe the guy with the BBQ who sets up outside your work at lunch can make something close to a Whopper for a fraction of the cost.  But what do amateur escorts do?

$1,000,000.  That's today's answer.  Raffella Fico, a 20 year old Italian model, is selling her ass for $1,000,000 meaning she has to be so awesome in the sack that if you sleep with her, you're going to wake up immune to all diseases with a new car and the ability to fly, right?  Well, no one knows, she's a virgin.  Indeed, this model is selling her virginity for a million bucks so she can buy a house and pay for acting lessons.  If there is any money left over she'll perhaps purchase shame.

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Crack is Sexy?

Hi everyone, my name is Ian.  I blog here nearly every day and when I am not writing here, I'm generally off doing something abominable like masturbating on an escalator or trying to get nickels to stay in a stripper's thong (all for research purposes).  All in all, I spend a lot of time immersed up to my naughty bits in naughty things for NaughtyReviews.com.  But am I naive?  Have I been living in an idealistic world of filth where weirdness sex consists of things like electro-stimulator buttplug pony play and Red Bull enemas in the back of an SUV while you fuck a carebear outfitted witha  strap on?  I mean, that is weird, right?  But did I lose sight of the bar?  Am I out of touch?

Lest you think all fo these questions are rhetorical, I have to direct you to a website that some of you may be familiar with, but some of you will not be.  It's www.crackwhoreconfessions.com and it's fucked up.  Like really fucked up.  On a scale of one to that thing I just said about enemas and carebear fucking, it's like...fucked up.

According to the site, Crack Whore Confessions is "The Secret and Shocking Underground World of Street Walking Crack Whores."  And really, the site doesn't let you down on content.  Sites like MILFHunter and Bang Bus pretend to be real but are obviously staged.  Crack Whore Confessions either employs some of the best, scuzzy actresses in porn today or is seriously, legitmately, a website about crack whores.  This, of course, leads us to ask "what the fuck?"

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Two Girls for Every Boy: Is Doubling Your Pleasure Really Worth It?


Spend enough time online looking for an escort and you’ll notice that quite a few are apparently so super friendly they’re willing to share you with another girl. Some are willing to don 6 inch heels and step on your balls too, but that’s a story for another day and one we won’t be comfortable discussing until we’re done with therapy.

At any rate, a 3some is one of the all time great man fantasies and going with escorts is certainly a quick, if not altogether affordable way of doing it. No chance of awkward feelings afterwards, no jealousy and no waiting for 2 hours to get your turn in the bathroom in the morning only to find it stinking to high heaven of various powders, oils and lotions. The 3some is basically the sexual equivalent of climbing a mountain, getting off work early or figuring out how to put some shit from IKEA together without getting three other people to try to decipher the directions for you.

The cost for this sexual triumph, strictly in dollars and cents, can range from straight up double the price of a single escort, meaning you could be paying anywhere from about $500 to over $1000 for an hour with two girls. On occasion you’ll get a discount for getting two girls at once, which is kind of cool yet curiously reminiscent of shopping for Pop Tarts or ordering a pizza with wings deal.

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Discretion is Your Friend

This is not a tale about escorts or strippers or illicit sex, per se, but it is about some nastiness and one person’s wholly ill-conceived attempts to keep it secret. So it’s worth a read as an object lesson if nothing else.

As you likely know, the internet is about 70% sex. That’s not just porn and escorts, there’s products you can buy as well. Like sex toys. The internet revolutionized the sex toy industry as, before the ability to shop online, only the most dedicated perverts would ever venture to the local sex store to pick up a dildo. Now, anyone with a credit card can have cases of dildos shipped to them on a weekly basis. What an age we live in.

So in this store, an anonymous person decided to head to an online emporium of various battery operated devices and place an order because they had a really good deal and promised discrete shipping. So discrete this person decided to have the particular toy designed to be inserted into a human body shipped to their work. Someone had a dildo shipped to their job.

According to the story, their local mail carrier couldn’t be trusted with packages if no one was home, so work was the best choice. Because apparently they live in the neighborhood where the mailman opens your fucking mail if you’re not there to get it right away.

The downside of this story, in the eyes of the person who it happened to, was that afterwards, the company began send promotional flyers to her home address and was afraid that they would also start going to her work address. Inexplicably, this infuriated her. The company that she ordered sex toys from, to be sent to her workplace, sending promo flyers, infuriated her. Because she wanted to be discreet.

And thus a lesson is born – discretion clearly isn’t the same thing to all people.

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No Dirty French Brothels

Sometimes it’s fun to check out how the rest of the world views prostitution and the laws surrounding. As we all know, Europe (parts of it anyway) are a bit more tolerant than the US when it comes to things like sex, porn and dudes on beaches in Speedos. In France prostitution isn’t a crime. Solicitation sort of is, mind you, making it a little difficult, but that’s just a little hiccup in the road.

France’s approach to prostitution is similar to many countries’ – they’re OK with it if it’s not out in public. So if you arrange a meeting in private, that’s cool. But when they criminalized solicitation, it forced women off the streets and that, in turn, made the profession more dangerous for all those reasons people who are against prostitution like to point out. More pimps, more violence, more danger all around. The solution? Brothels!

The government has proposed bringing back brothels to France, banned since 1946, in the hopes of offering prostitutes some more security, health care, dignity, all that jazz. Are the women stoked? Not at all.

The thing about governments legislating how and where and why you pay for sex is that, technically, not of these people are whores. At least not in that way. It’s like an IT specialist trying to manage a dairy farm. You’ll be hard pressed to expect anything to make sense because the person in charge has no idea what they’re doing.

For that reason, many prostitutes are opposing the brothel initiative. They don’t want to fall under the purview of the government or brothel owners, they want the freedom to work they way they desire.

One curious critique of the entire program deals with the spread of disease. Thanks to a number of outbreaks of HIV in the porn industry, there was a bit of a crackdown on health and testing for performers and that is actually something the French prostitutes are opposed to.

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The Virgin Auctions

You may have heard of this guy before but he’s back again – the filmmaker who just really digs on virgins, Justin Sisely. Maybe it’s because he’s from Australia, or maybe it’s because the idea of auctioning off a virgin is kind of awesome.

Sisely’s vision is a simple one – he’s been rounding up virgins, authenticated through some manner of deeply scientific means, to be sure, towards the end of auctioning off their virginities in a Nevada brothel. The whole deal gets taped and made into a movie. Or a reality TV show. Whatever.

Each virgin is getting paid $20,000 plus they will get 90% of the bid price with 10% going towards the brothel that will be hosting the event. Sounds like a fairly decent deal considering what most people get for their virginity (I don’t know about you but I got cold pizza, a moldy shower stall in a motel and a $2 refund on a malfunctioning TV remote).

Sisely has been told by authorities in his native Australia that if any cash changes hands on Australian soil he will be arrested on prostitution charges, but since the event will be filmed in Nevada, odds are he’s smart enough to avoid all that. More concerning, however, are probably the death threats he seems to routinely receive from people regarding this leg of his project and the audition round in the past. Like I said, he just really digs virgins.

It’s worth noting that, according to the terms, no one actually has to follow through on anything with Sisely’s project. He pays them $20,000 to go ahead and auction off their virginity, which takes it as far as the bidding process. The actual act of losing one’s virginity he leaves to the virgin and the winning bidder. If the virgin chooses to back out, then that’s up to them.

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