Prostitute or Police?

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So you decided tonight you’re just going to go out cruising and see what’s around. Maybe drive through the Taco Bell, maybe catch a movie, maybe pick up some random chick and pay her a few bucks to put your willy in her mouth. It’s a fun Thursday evening, why the fuck not? But before you actually hand over your hard earned cash for a hard sucked hard on, you may find a little voice in the back of your head warning you about the potential for this to turn out badly. What if she’s not what she seems? And by that we’re not talking tranny, that’s a whole different ballgame, so to speak. What if she’s a cop? How do you know?

Glad you asked. There’s probably no definitive way to tell 100% for sure if the girl you’re trying to pick up is the fuzz, but there are some helpful clues. First and foremost, just take a look at her. Does she look like she fucks guys for money? May seem like a stupid question, but think about it. A woman who carries a gun every day and probably lives in the suburbs and drives a reasonably priced, fuel-efficient car to work is bound to look different than a woman who is willing to barter with you over the price of sticking a finger in her ass. Cop hookers tend to be a little off base in their portrayal. Maybe a little too perfect, if you follow. Watch how she carries herself, how her make up is applied, her expression, her tone, her body language. A cop doesn’t sell fuck for a living and she may be giving it away, all depends on her acting skills.

Now that you’re listening to her to see if she drops any clues from her demeanor, pay attention to what she says too. A cop doesn’t really want to suck your dick, but she does want you to agree top ay to have it sucked. The act of you paying is where the crime comes in, so she’s going to want to press the issue of how much money you’re willing to drop. You’ll notice the escorts around the site will often mention that cash transactions are not to be discussed face to face, because no one in the industry wants to talk about money any more than they have to for just this reason. So if your girl seems money hungry, you should watch out.

Another fun method of identifying a cop consists of you being a real dick, at least in her eyes, and that’s fun for all. As a bonus you get to remain 100% safe from harm. A prostitute is likely willing to do pretty much anything sexual, whereas a cop is not going to actually do anything. So how do you separate the two? Get them to do something sexual but not illegal. Like pose for pictures. You can ask her if she’s willing to let you photograph her naked, for a price. A prostitute who’s legit should have no issue with that while a cop is going to not want any part of it.

And remember, cops do not have to tell you they’re cops even if you ask nicely. They may have started the rumor to trick the gullible out there, but there’s no truth to it, so don’t rely on honesty to save your ass.

Comments

Newbie to the hobby

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Newbie to the hobby here...

When setting up an incall appointment with a girl without reviews, what are some good do's and don'ts to say after you have arrived at her place to make sure she is not LE and you are walking into a sting?

I would think a great sting operation would be for LE to register their cop-escort and then post positive reviews just to get people to let guard down. Ever heard of this or do they not waste this sort of effort to bust people?

I know the provider has the client undress so she knows he is no LE but can someone give me some advise (step by step pointers) to avoid showing up for an in-call appointment and it be a trap?

Thanks

That's an interesting

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That's an interesting question and I couldn't find any info on it, unfortunately. Posting a positive review of a fake escort to dupe the rest of us into thinking she's legit would be a fairly clever ploy, but I'm not sure how dedicated they are to pulling one over on whatever percentage of dudes check out sites like these as opposed to just trying to pick up johns the old fashioned way on street corners. And as far as I know, when it comes to any sting operations dealing with higher class escorts, they're usually working the other angle, not as escorts but clients, and then they bust the whole operation escorts and clients as one.

Who knows what other tactics they may be cooking up, though.

HOW ABOUT JUST GOING AND

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HOW ABOUT JUST GOING AND NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT MONEY FOR SEX OR PHONE CALLS THAT IMPLY THE SAME NATURE... JUST GO THEN TOUCH AND GO... THE GREEN LIGHT IS GOOD TO GO... THEN GO BACK ... BASICALLY WHEN YOU CALL NO ILLEGAL QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED... OR ASKED ... GOOD TO GO...SOUNDS LIKE BOTH ARE ON THE SAME PAGE...

HOW CAN YOU WALK INTO A

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HOW CAN YOU WALK INTO A STING IF YOU DONT ASK ANY ILLEGAL QUESTIONS.. THATS MY POINT.... I WOULD ASSUME YOU WERENT THERE FOR ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES.. THE ONLY ANSWER TO ALL THIS IS """" THEY WANT YOU TO ASK FOR SERVICES OF ILLEGAL NATURE AND OFFER MONEY.... OR VICE VERSE.... THEN YOU ARRIVE FOR YOUR ARREST...ITS A FOLLOW UP TO YOUR REQUEST ... TO BE ARRESTED... THERE JUST GIVING YOU THE RED LIGHT ... AFTER YOU ASKED FOR IT... JUST DONT ASK FOR IT AND GO.... GET A GREEN LIGHT AFTER TOUCH OR SAY ..OPPS I DID THAT TOUCH THING AGIAN ... ITS NOT ILLEGAL TO TRY..AND DONT ASK ... LIKE WHEN YOU GET SHOT DOWN IN A BAR AFTER A PICK UP LINE... OPS I DID IT AGIAN ...

AND U CAN ALWAYS SAY I

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AND U CAN ALWAYS SAY I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO ... MY DAD TOLD ME SOMETHING THAT WORKS ON ALL SITUATIONS AFTER THE FACT..: " ITS LIKE A WIERD ANSWER..... BUT WORKS ..IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS... I WAS TO CLOSE TO THE SITUATION TO KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON REALLY THATS...A CONFUSER...THINGS GOT COMPLICATED AND IM GOING TO GO AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND THEM LATER

Here's a good (some say

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Here's a good (some say fool-proof) method of insuring that you get to do some slamming, as opposed to winding up in the slammer: Do the "cop check" thing. That is, have her touch your genital area and grab yourself a quick feel too. Be sure to ask first (Can we do the cop check thing?), don't just be grabbing the goodies without proper notice and permission. I suppose a true newbie would not be up on this cautionary practice, but once explained it saves both parties the worry (and possible jail time) of accidently dating LE. Cops aren't going to grab your dick, let alone let you stroke the kitty.

Another good, if not certain, method of insuring that you aren't about to get fucked by the police (and I'm not talking the orgasmic sense of that term) is to follow the advice of someone who has been there and done that - preferably a venerable member of the "hobbyist" community. There's a vanishingly small chance that if Joe Bob, who regularly posts on one of the established escort review/ad sites, has fucked her and remained a free man that you'll be incarcerated for attempting to play hide the salami with the same gal.

One thing that can help when

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One thing that can help when determining if the women (on the street) is a working girl or a cop is a cop is not likely to get in your car, and let you drive away. She will tend to stay on the same block, where her back up can watch her, and will try to get you to agree to the illegal acts with her leaning at your window, and then may tell you to pull around to the back, (which is where they will be arresting you, out of site of the next victom). It is very dangerous for them to send an un-armed female officer in a vehicle with a suspected criminal alone, so they will avoid this at all costs. Always make the girl get in your car and drive a few blocks before talking about sex or money, most working girls will want to jump in immediatley anyway, for they do not want to be seen by the cops talking to you outside of your car.
As far as the internet girls go, this is much more dangerous territory,(if it is a set up) for there are usually men just on the other side of the wall, fellow officers, getting ready to walk in and arrest you. I always kiss her passionaty when I arrive, before saying anything, another reason I only go for GFE providers. I have never met a genuine provider that did not kiss back. Now a cop has their heads filled with all the facts about us "dirty" people who see working girls and all the diseases we can have, like oral herpes, and she is not likely to let you open mouth kiss her, she will find any reason not to exchange body fluids with you. So this is a good way to start your test.
Then of course, never actually pay for sex. Set the money down, and say "this is for your time, only. Anything else that we may decide to do, I assume is becuase we both want to, and is not the result of me paying for your time. Am I safe to assume that?"
A real provider will know you are saying this to keep everyone safe, and will always respond with a "yes". A cop will try to redirect you, and get you to retract on your own words, by saying "well don't you want to have sex with me?" something like that, and get you to agree. If she says anything other then a simple "yes" or "of course" if she responds to your question with another question, then leave, just say "this was not what I had in mind" and leave.

turtleboy wrote:One thing

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turtleboy wrote:

One thing that can help when determining if the women (on the street) is a working girl or a cop is a cop is not likely to get in your car, and let you drive away. She will tend to stay on the same block, where her back up can watch her, and will try to get you to agree to the illegal acts with her leaning at your window, and then may tell you to pull around to the back, (which is where they will be arresting you, out of site of the next victom). It is very dangerous for them to send an un-armed female officer in a vehicle with a suspected criminal alone, so they will avoid this at all costs. Always make the girl get in your car and drive a few blocks before talking about sex or money, most working girls will want to jump in immediatley anyway, for they do not want to be seen by the cops talking to you outside of your car.
As far as the internet girls go, this is much more dangerous territory,(if it is a set up) for there are usually men just on the other side of the wall, fellow officers, getting ready to walk in and arrest you. I always kiss her passionaty when I arrive, before saying anything, another reason I only go for GFE providers. I have never met a genuine provider that did not kiss back. Now a cop has their heads filled with all the facts about us "dirty" people who see working girls and all the diseases we can have, like oral herpes, and she is not likely to let you open mouth kiss her, she will find any reason not to exchange body fluids with you. So this is a good way to start your test.
Then of course, never actually pay for sex. Set the money down, and say "this is for your time, only. Anything else that we may decide to do, I assume is becuase we both want to, and is not the result of me paying for your time. Am I safe to assume that?"
A real provider will know you are saying this to keep everyone safe, and will always respond with a "yes". A cop will try to redirect you, and get you to retract on your own words, by saying "well don't you want to have sex with me?" something like that, and get you to agree. If she says anything other then a simple "yes" or "of course" if she responds to your question with another question, then leave, just say "this was not what I had in mind" and leave.