Spend enough time online looking for an escort and you’ll notice that quite a few are apparently so super friendly they’re willing to share you with another girl. Some are willing to don 6 inch heels and step on your balls too, but that’s a story for another day and one we won’t be comfortable discussing until we’re done with therapy.

At any rate, a 3some is one of the all time great man fantasies and going with escorts is certainly a quick, if not altogether affordable way of doing it. No chance of awkward feelings afterwards, no jealousy and no waiting for 2 hours to get your turn in the bathroom in the morning only to find it stinking to high heaven of various powders, oils and lotions. The 3some is basically the sexual equivalent of climbing a mountain, getting off work early or figuring out how to put some shit from IKEA together without getting three other people to try to decipher the directions for you.

The cost for this sexual triumph, strictly in dollars and cents, can range from straight up double the price of a single escort, meaning you could be paying anywhere from about $500 to over $1000 for an hour with two girls. On occasion you’ll get a discount for getting two girls at once, which is kind of cool yet curiously reminiscent of shopping for Pop Tarts or ordering a pizza with wings deal.

But the more important thing to keep in mind is whether that experience will be worth it, even with a discount price and the possibility of somehow using honey garlic sauce. If you’re new to the threesome experience, you have to be wondering what the hell you’re going to be doing with all your time in there. Sure, you have some ideas, but overall this could be a little confusing or intimidating, even if we wouldn’t admit that to anyone else. Just what do you do with that second girl? Suddenly you’re engaging in something vastly more complex than trying to make that IKEA hat rack. You’re trying to do it with a second girl sitting on your face, which actually might make IKEA a lot more fun.

And that’s what it all boils down to. These two women are going to be trying their best to pleasure you, because that’s the deal here. They’re going to have ideas of their own and they’re definitely going to be busting out all manner of sly tricks designed to end you quickly. So if you have the stamina, you may not even need the creativity to make this work. And even if you end up hating the experience, somehow, the fact is a 3some is like ice cream. You don’t have it all the time and when you do it’s a treat, so there’s no reason not to indulge if you get the chance.