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10 Things That A Hobbyist Should Know
October 16, 2008 - 15:35
In my years of hobbying I like to think I’ve learned a thing or two. Other than looking good and being a gentleman, there are a number of unwritten rules that those new to the hobby probably have no idea about. There are certain things that you simply don’t do and other things that you shouldn’t say. Some of the more important things that I’ve learned about hobbying over the years follow below:
1. While AMP’s are a great and affordable way of relaxing and getting off, they are not the place to go for a passionate time. The reason is simple; any provider that has to deal with a lot of walk-in traffic is going to be less likely to get intimate with you. The lesson here is not to go to an AMP if you are looking for a GFE time.
2. No matter how much you like a provider or how much she likes you the chances are zero to none that she will give up the hobby to be your SO. This is a good thing in my opinion as I don’t know how I would tell my friends and family about how it was love at first sight when we met!
3. Professional providers will ignore you if you bump into them on the street and you should follow their example.
4. Never arrange an appointment when you are wasted. I used to do this from time to time and I never had a very good experience. This is also probably the best way of getting cheated or even getting arrested.
5. While tipping is probably always appreciated, it is not a guarantee of receiving a better service the next time. In my view, it is far more important to act like a gentleman and if you tip once there is no going back.
6. Providers who charge a lot aren’t always any better than those who charge less but don’t expect too much if you bargain hunt. My point here is that a provider who charges $300 is often no better than the $200 variety but it is doubtful that an $80 quickie is going to be memorable.
7. While it should be important to you, don’t ask a girl if she is clean when you talk to her on the phone. First of all this question just makes you sound like a dumb ass and it will also probably offend the provider. As a rule of thumb, rely on reviews and don’t expect providers to discuss much over the phone.
8. This one is related to number 7. Don’t ask too many questions on the phone or expect a provider to answer a multitude of emails. Doing so will either piss her off or make her think that you are LE.
9. Unless you have a lot of money, don’t agree to help out a provider who has come upon tough times—my experience has been that these providers won’t only ask you once and it can end up being an uncomfortable financial drain.
10. If a girl doesn’t have any reviews and she sounds too good to be true then I’ve got news for you—she probably is.
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7. While it should be important to you, don’t ask a girl if she is clean when you talk to her on the phone. First of all this question just makes you sound like a dumb ass and it will also probably offend the provider. As a rule of thumb, rely on reviews and don’t expect providers to discuss much over the phone.
8. This one is related to number 7. Don’t ask too many questions on the phone or expect a provider to answer a multitude of emails. Doing so will either piss her off or make her think that you are LE.
All good tips. I highlighted the following two because I would emphasize them either more "don't expect providers to discuss ANYTHING" over the phone unless it's how to get to her place.
Very good post.
Regarding emails: It's a good idea to think of them as a letter of introduction more than "chat".
I answer almost anything, but often my answers aren't very nice. What do guys expect if they say "u avail now? send pix." - most providers just hit "delete".
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Very good post.
Regarding emails: It's a good idea to think of them as a letter of introduction more than "chat".
I answer almost anything, but often my answers aren't very nice. What do guys expect if they say "u avail now? send pix." - most providers just hit "delete".
I'd love to read some of those emails, I can imagine 90% are deleted right away. Any particularly funny one that you'd like to share?
the funniest one I recently got is this:
"with your expertise and the knowledge about, men and there cocks. info most women put in the vault to keep men off balance in the dark. tell me what do you think of my cock? is my cock have enough girth? it is 6.5" long ,should it be thicker? thanks for your opinion. "
included are 4 pictures from different angles of a fully erect, rather goodlooking dick. that's one I deleted. just dug it out of the trash for you.
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European massage artist in Orlando, licensed for Florida, nationally certified and all that...
not escorting. It's just massages...
the funniest one I recently got is this:
"with your expertise and the knowledge about, men and there cocks. info most women put in the vault to keep men off balance in the dark. tell me what do you think of my cock? is my cock have enough girth? it is 6.5" long ,should it be thicker? thanks for your opinion. "
included are 4 pictures from different angles of a fully erect, rather goodlooking dick. that's one I deleted. just dug it out of the trash for you.
LMFAO that's too funny. Do these guys actually expect to get a response? Must have been a teenager or some kind of weird pervert. You must get a lot of emails from freaks who have no intention of seeing you but just get turned on by writing spooky emails.
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You might of given my a hard time on my question, but i just looked at your site man you have a hot body, i never saw where the pictures you were referee to but i was happy to see yours.
the funniest one I recently got is this:
"with your expertise and the knowledge about, men and there cocks. info most women put in the vault to keep men off balance in the dark. tell me what do you think of my cock? is my cock have enough girth? it is 6.5" long ,should it be thicker? thanks for your opinion. "
included are 4 pictures from different angles of a fully erect, rather goodlooking dick. that's one I deleted. just dug it out of the trash for you.
LMFAO that's too funny. Do these guys actually expect to get a response? Must have been a teenager or some kind of weird pervert. You must get a lot of emails from freaks who have no intention of seeing you but just get turned on by writing spooky emails.
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the funniest one I recently got is this:
"with your expertise and the knowledge about, men and there cocks. info most women put in the vault to keep men off balance in the dark. tell me what do you think of my cock? is my cock have enough girth? it is 6.5" long ,should it be thicker? thanks for your opinion. "
included are 4 pictures from different angles of a fully erect, rather goodlooking dick. that's one I deleted. just dug it out of the trash for you.
LMFAO that's too funny. Do these guys actually expect to get a response? Must have been a teenager or some kind of weird pervert. You must get a lot of emails from freaks who have no intention of seeing you but just get turned on by writing spooky emails.
for some reason i get alot of men from egypt and turkey emailing me pretending to be in phoenix.
i can always tell because their spellcheckers dont pick it up when they use the wrong word.
such as, "i'd like you to come to my sweet at the phoenician"
so i'll bug my response and sure enough, it'll be opened somewhere in the middle east.
one of them was claiming to be from louisiana but in his emails, he kept referring to having a "festive" time with me ??
LOL
its a festivus for the rest of us !!
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the funniest one I recently got is this:
"with your expertise and the knowledge about, men and there cocks. info most women put in the vault to keep men off balance in the dark. tell me what do you think of my cock? is my cock have enough girth? it is 6.5" long ,should it be thicker? thanks for your opinion. "
included are 4 pictures from different angles of a fully erect, rather goodlooking dick. that's one I deleted. just dug it out of the trash for you.
for some reason i get alot of men from egypt and turkey emailing me pretending to be in phoenix.
i can always tell because their spellcheckers dont pick it up when they use the wrong word.
such as, "i'd like you to come to my sweet at the phoenician"
LMFAO. You think they are just pervs and that's why they are writing? Can't really see why else someone would contact you from that far away. Must be so that they can stroke off to your responses.
so i'll bug my response and sure enough, it'll be opened somewhere in the middle east.
one of them was claiming to be from louisiana but in his emails, he kept referring to having a "festive" time with me ??
LOL
its a festivus for the rest of us !!
LMFAO that's too funny. Do these guys actually expect to get a response? Must have been a teenager or some kind of weird pervert. You must get a lot of emails from freaks who have no intention of seeing you but just get turned on by writing spooky emails.
the funniest one I recently got is this:
"with your expertise and the knowledge about, men and there cocks. info most women put in the vault to keep men off balance in the dark. tell me what do you think of my cock? is my cock have enough girth? it is 6.5" long ,should it be thicker? thanks for your opinion. "
included are 4 pictures from different angles of a fully erect, rather goodlooking dick. that's one I deleted. just dug it out of the trash for you.
for some reason i get alot of men from egypt and turkey emailing me pretending to be in phoenix.
i can always tell because their spellcheckers dont pick it up when they use the wrong word.
such as, "i'd like you to come to my sweet at the phoenician"
LMFAO. You think they are just pervs and that's why they are writing? Can't really see why else someone would contact you from that far away. Must be so that they can stroke off to your responses.
so i'll bug my response and sure enough, it'll be opened somewhere in the middle east.
one of them was claiming to be from louisiana but in his emails, he kept referring to having a "festive" time with me ??
LOL
its a festivus for the rest of us !!
LMFAO that's too funny. Do these guys actually expect to get a response? Must have been a teenager or some kind of weird pervert. You must get a lot of emails from freaks who have no intention of seeing you but just get turned on by writing spooky emails.
that echo makes me want to yodel
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the funniest one I recently got is this:
"with your expertise and the knowledge about, men and there cocks. info most women put in the vault to keep men off balance in the dark. tell me what do you think of my cock? is my cock have enough girth? it is 6.5" long ,should it be thicker? thanks for your opinion. "
included are 4 pictures from different angles of a fully erect, rather goodlooking dick. that's one I deleted. just dug it out of the trash for you.
for some reason i get alot of men from egypt and turkey emailing me pretending to be in phoenix.
i can always tell because their spellcheckers dont pick it up when they use the wrong word.
such as, "i'd like you to come to my sweet at the phoenician"
LMFAO. You think they are just pervs and that's why they are writing? Can't really see why else someone would contact you from that far away. Must be so that they can stroke off to your responses.
so i'll bug my response and sure enough, it'll be opened somewhere in the middle east.
one of them was claiming to be from louisiana but in his emails, he kept referring to having a "festive" time with me ??
LOL
its a festivus for the rest of us !!
LMFAO that's too funny. Do these guys actually expect to get a response? Must have been a teenager or some kind of weird pervert. You must get a lot of emails from freaks who have no intention of seeing you but just get turned on by writing spooky emails.
that echo makes me want to yodel
Weird, I made a comment but somehow copy pasted High_rollers initial response on top of it. Sorry high_roller, not trying to plagiarize you are..that was strange.