A Funny Story About Dating Hookers

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Things had been unraveling for some time as my former girlfriend's alcohol blackouts and escalating drug usage began to turn me off. And it is quite an accomplishment to "turn off" a sex addict! LOL

When she wasn't with me, she was working and hanging out with other providers and, of course, drinking and drugging. I get a phone call on a night when I was looking forward to an evening off from her insanity.

"Did you take some money from me?" She asked.

"No, why would I do that? I have my own money... and I don't steal from single mothers. And I don't steal from my friends, " I replied.

"Well, I'm coming over," she said, indicating that the purpose of her visit was to check to see if I was lying.

Little did I know, she had called me from her car, half the distance between my place and hers so that when she arrived, I was just stepping out of the shower.

"Where's my money, bitch?" she demanded.

She claimed to be missing $15,000 from a purple velvet Crown Royal pouch. I never knew she kept her cash in a Crown Royal pouch nor did I ever see any money pouch at any time while in her home. I was always a good guest, simply there to enjoy her company, the free sex and often leaving from her place for work in the morning. And if I had seen her money pouch, the first thing I would have done would have been to recommend she do a better job of concealing it. She enjoyed drinking ginger ale and I would usually bring a 12-pack and place it in her fridge and place some flowers for her in a vase. I was in the habit of bringing ginger ale, food and flowers, not searching for things to steal.

"You think I would steal money from you??" I was in a complete state of disbelief. "I don't even know where you keep it!"

"Yeah, bitch! Now give it back!" she screamed. "You took it our of my Crown Royal bag, the purple one."

"Tell you what. Let's call the cops and have the cops search my place for your money. Are you willing to do that?" I asked.

She was game. Immediately, she called the cops and reported me for stealing $15,000 from her. The police arrived immediately because the police station is a block from my place. I naively thought this would be the perfect way to exonerate myself without escalating the situation.

The police arrive. In walk two of the dumbest cops I have even seen, including on television and in the movies. First, they made us both sit on the floor in the hallway of my building while one of them talked on his radio and the other searched my apartment. Next, I was brought inside as the other cop questioned her seperately in the hallway.

"Look, officer, the reason I asked her to call you guys is so that you could look around and assure this woman that I do not have her money." I said.

"Well, we believe you just might have her money but aren't telling us." the dumb bastard said. "You might have some control issues and we're gonna get to the bottom of this." Suddenly, he's a psychologist.

Meanwhile, in the hallway, she told the other cop that she was a hooker! She claimed I was her john and that I stole $15,000 from her home. Although she NEVER charged me for sex, I once offered to pay her for an early morning session, after which, she asked me never to pay her again. Apparently, it did not sit well with her and I agreed not to offer payment again. But the cops didn't need to know that.

To make matters worse, she has a handler/boss/pimp to whom she referred as her "client from Houston." According to her, this scumbag allegedly came to Denver and roughed her up, leaving bruises on her lower back. This jerk had focused his aggression on her lower back because she was suffering chronic pain from an auto accident and he knew it was a tender spot. Well, the bitch shows the cop her bruises, not saying they originated from me, but certainly implying it.

The other dumber cop walked in and said, "If not for the fact that those bruises are from an incident outside of Denver County, we could take you to jail right NOW!" he spewed, with righteous indignation.

"I never laid a finger on her! She told that me that a 'client from Houston' gave her those bruises. I don't beat women." I said.

The dumber cop continued, "...And she just admitted to me that she is a hooker. That gives her some credibility. I am tending to believe her story more than yours, buddy."

I said, "Look, I get up and go to work every morning. I fix medical equipment and I make a decent income at it. I don't need to steal. I would never steal money, especially from a woman I was dating!"

Just then, the dumb cop walked out of my bedroom waving my checkbook in his hand, acting as if he just found treasure trove of incriminating evidence. Good going, Columbo!

"What's this? Here's a carbon of a check made out to a woman for $1,600?" he asked in a tone dripping with innuendo.

I responded, "Officer, when that check was written, I was still dating someone else. Because she was down on her luck, I decided to give this other woman a gift of $1,600. You can see it was made out to a completely different individual."

Funny, how an act of pure generosity from 5 weeks prior can convince the moronic cop that I was more likely to have stolen the $15,000. One plus one equals eleven!

The dumber cop chimed in, "The city of Denver can confescate your condo for participating in the crime of prostitution. Did you know that?"

"This woman is my girlfriend, and as of tonight, she's my ex-girlfriend." I stated.

Dumber tried to intimidate me: "Well, this woman admits to being a hooker. You are therefore a john and you are breaking the law!"

"Officer, I can show you e-mails on my computer that reflect the nature of our relationship and it wasn't-"

"Oh, 'reflect'. Now we're getting fancy aren't we?" he interrupted. I never realized what a pretentious world 'reflect' was until that night.

What I was trying to suggest to Dumber, is that in a court of law, my e-mails would effectively prove that we had a relationship. She had e-mailed me questions such as why her occupation did not bother me. We talked about being in love, etc. In other words, this was EVIDENCE that I was not a john to her.

What I did not tell Dumb and Dumber was that this lady was prone to memory lapses. Constantly in an alcohol blackout, she wouldn't remember where or how she put a new dent in her car. One night she was crying, repeatedly going down to her car to check for evidence (or lack thereof) that she had killed someone, looking for either hair or blood on her bumper and grille! One particular night, she was having vague memories of hitting "something" while going through a fast food drive-thru. Her next foggy memory was of some people running after her, waving their arms at her as she sped away. Crying, she kept wondering aloud whether or not she had "hit a chica," since the people waving their arms at her were Hispanic. She had no memory as to the reasons why. This is who was standing in my home, accusing me of stealing $15,000. A drunk and drug addict who used her car to cop drugs and buy fast food... during blackouts.

Back to my ordeal. Officer Dumb then looked at her and asked her to find a ride home since she didn't appear capable of driving. She made a phone call and then cried after she realized I wasn't being taken to jail for stealing her $15,000 and for being donnydark, Denver's hobbyist extraordinaire (and frequent-offender john).

Once Dumb and Dumber were gone, I went outside. I didn't see her car. I can only assume that she drove off into the night.
-donnydark

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tl, dr: im a dumbass and let drama infect my life

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It happened over a year ago and I though the stuff about the police was pretty damn funny.

If I post about ET's you have a problem. If I post about hookers you have a problem. You just have a problem. Get lost, ass face.

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your not posting about hookers your posting about an ex gf who tried to extort money from you. the smartest thing you did was call the cops. you should have dropped her when you realized she was a druggie. free pussy isnt worth what it brings with it 90% of the time.

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Free pussy isn't worth it. I think that's why we're all here.

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Lessorn learned:
Don't "help" out with "gifts" room & board or date drug addicts unless your a druggie too period.
They can become desperate.
Desperate is dangerous
Free pu$$y or bought pu$$y.

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prone to memory lapses, constantly in an alcohol blackout, paranoid, crazy...Maybe you were the "dumb" one for spending so much time with this gal...sorry to hear that things didn't work out.

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I think you have a pretty good imagination. This story is as made up as your ET one. Kudos to DD and his creative imagination!

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PeacefulSoul wrote:

I think you have a pretty good imagination. This story is as made up as your ET one. Kudos to DD and his creative imagination!

That's bullshit. It was an actual experience. So when something sounds a little bit unusual or not within your own experience, it is automatically not true?

I can tell you privately who the woman is, but I you'd still tell yourself it didn't happen. Think what you like.

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The problem is NOT how I see it, it is how YOU present it!

Your TITLE, a STORY about dating hookers. A STORY is not a truth, if you meant it to be a truth you would have said, an EXPERIENCE I had dating a hooker. You are far better off with everyone here believing that it was a STORY and not a real life event.

You knew she was into drugs and drinking so you start dating her. So this makes you look like you are not careful to other providers, when you say drugs, you don't clarify, so other provider would be left to believe you might have IV needles users in your personal life. Ummmmm is this what you want others to think of you? Man you are dumber than dumb! I could care less what your stories are, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, I guess I should have followed the others lead and said you were s fucking idiot from the start huh!

I gave you the benefit of the doubt with your ET story as well, just asking you to show some of teh credible evidence that YOU talked about. The book, you claimed to have wrote with a second one in the works, that you renigged on and pictures you claimed to have, a person you gave a ficticious name to when there was no need. You named a doctor by name but not your friend, why?

Sorry, I find you less than credible, but you have given no reason for anyone here to think you are credible.

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peacefulsoul......just take a look at jerk's first thread. it was flippin book ... where is the mod to band this a$$hole....

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PeacefulSoul wrote:

The problem is NOT how I see it, it is how YOU present it!

Your TITLE, a STORY about dating hookers. A STORY is not a truth, if you meant it to be a truth you would have said, an EXPERIENCE I had dating a hooker. You are far better off with everyone here believing that it was a STORY and not a real life event.

You knew she was into drugs and drinking so you start dating her. So this makes you look like you are not careful to other providers, when you say drugs, you don't clarify, so other provider would be left to believe you might have IV needles users in your personal life. Ummmmm is this what you want others to think of you? Man you are dumber than dumb! I could care less what your stories are, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, I guess I should have followed the others lead and said you were s fucking idiot from the start huh!

I gave you the benefit of the doubt with your ET story as well, just asking you to show some of teh credible evidence that YOU talked about. The book, you claimed to have wrote with a second one in the works, that you renigged on and pictures you claimed to have, a person you gave a ficticious name to when there was no need. You named a doctor by name but not your friend, why?

Sorry, I find you less than credible, but you have given no reason for anyone here to think you are credible.

I never reneged on anything. What I said was that I might share some details and pics once you start being nice-- which never happened (and never will). And I really couldn't care less what you think. It must suck to be you; don't hate me because you can't be me.

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Then don't read my posts, you used up old hag.

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Amsterdam wrote:

peacefulsoul......just take a look at jerk's first thread. it was flippin book ... where is the mod to band this a$$hole....

Whoa Amsterdam. Did your own lil happy pill wear off?

Do I like DD's posts? Nope. Do I want him banned? Nope. Do I feel like participating in any further forum discourse with him - not at this time, but I'll leave that door open depending on his future actions. All this notwithstanding, unlike his earlier post, in which many made comments, including you and myself, - this one was relatively on topic for this forum.

Whle I am; and admittedly have been. the first to complain to admin about OT posts and TOS issues for habitual and aggregious posting, I recognize that as a double edge sword, In this instance, he did not violate any forum TOS I can see. So, as much as some would like, he has as much right to make his on-topic posts as any other. Where does admin draw the line - banning his on topic posts, banning a post about a childhood actor getting arrested., or banning a plea for Green-skinned orion slave girls?

And DD - no sir, I am not defending you per se, just your right to make On-topic posts. I perosnally find your posts too cumbersome to read or follow..(which comig from me is sayin something).

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donnydark wrote:

I never reneged on anything. What I said was that I might share some details and pics once you start being nice-- which never happened (and never will). And I really couldn't care less what you think. It must suck to be you; don't hate me because you can't be me.

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I asked you to present proof of the book you claimed to have wrote, you then said you never wrote it, it was still in it rough draft form. I asked for pictures of the ligfhts and the alien "grandpa" you said no.

I was never m,ean towards you. If being nice means that i have to blindly believe every word you say, then no I won't ever be nice to you. You want me to believe you see and talk to grandpa, prove it. Otherwise I am allowed my opinion that you are simply creating a fantasy. Nothing wrong with calling your unsubstantiated claims fantasy.

I am very happy calling you a guy with an imagination, no worries I am not remotely interested in being anyone as delusional as you are. I follow my own reasoning, not that of an unethical doctor and a bunch of lights and aliens you have never seen or heard. Steve or whatever his name is does not exist, well at least not yet, he is still in your imagination.

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Amsterdam wrote:

peacefulsoul......just take a look at jerk's first thread. it was flippin book ... where is the mod to band this a$$hole....

Oh no darlin' I would not want him banned! The onger he stays here and the more he says the more he exposes just how dangerous he is to the ladies he comes here to see. I say let him talk about how he dates drug users and calls the cops on himself and his drug using ladies. I just hope the ladies are watching and learning! Smiling

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no he shouldnt be banned hes an idiot but he should still be able to speak his mind. what little he there is in there that makes any sense anyhow.

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I never reneged on anything. What I said was that I might share some details and pics once you start being nice-- which never happened (and never will). And I really couldn't care less what you think. It must suck to be you; don't hate me because you can't be me.[quote wrote:

I asked you to present proof of the book you claimed to have wrote, you then said you never wrote it, it was still in it rough draft form. I asked for pictures of the ligfhts and the alien "grandpa" you said no.

I was never m,ean towards you. If being nice means that i have to blindly believe every word you say, then no I won't ever be nice to you. You want me to believe you see and talk to grandpa, prove it. Otherwise I am allowed my opinion that you are simply creating a fantasy. Nothing wrong with calling your unsubstantiated claims fantasy.

I am very happy calling you a guy with an imagination, no worries I am not remotely interested in being anyone as delusional as you are. I follow my own reasoning, not that of an unethical doctor and a bunch of lights and aliens you have never seen or heard. Steve or whatever his name is does not exist, well at least not yet, he is still in your imagination.

The book is out and doing very well. I also transcribed the hypnotic regressions word for word. Two different books, one is out, the other is not. You don't pay attention worth a damn.

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donnydark wrote:

The book is out and doing very well. I also transcribed the hypnotic regressions word for word. Two different books, one is out, the other is not. You don't pay attention worth a damn.

Until you provide those books fo all to see and check into, your STORY is nothing but a fantasy, pretty simple logic. It is called citing your references! Eye-wink

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donnydark wrote:

The book is out and doing very well. I also transcribed the hypnotic regressions word for word. Two different books, one is out, the other is not. You don't pay attention worth a damn.

Until you provide those books fo all to see and check into, your STORY is nothing but a fantasy, pretty simple logic. It is called citing your references! Eye-wink

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I don't think he should be banned, I think he should either censor himself or be censored for the sake of saving his credibility as a hobbyist.

No offense, but my true and my honest look on the whole thing is
Most providers wouldn't want to associate with someone like you bc of the risks involved.
To call LE on yourself, let alone TALKING to them
Shows me if you were at my incall and were stopped (g-d forbid), that you would be talking their ears off about what goes on in order to save your own a$$ instead of zipping it and walking away.

Then you'd be in some real deep s*** with me.
Believe when I say LE won't save your a$$ and they are NOT your friends.
Doesn't matter if you're in the right or not.

Now you're marked as being a person harboring a drug addict/ provider bc you told on yourself and I'm almost sure she could have just as easily put ur name in the who to bust hat by now so they are probably keeping tabs on you at times.
LE does get bored ya' know.
I believe LE isn't really that stupid as people may assume.
Are they Un fair, YES.
Are they Manipulative YES.
Stupid? Well it all depends on what you think stupidity is.
I don't think they were stupid I think they were on to your s***, and they were right. LOL look where you are right now...

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I agree why doesn't this site have a few mods other than staff so stupid threads don't make it for public view?
I still haven't gotten an answer to my query of requesting a political/religion board either Sad

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I agree why doesn't this site have a few mods other than staff so stupid threads don't make it for public view?
I still haven't gotten an answer to my query of requesting a political/religion board either Sad

V - the simple answer is to your question is a question in of itself. Who is to judge what constitutes stupid?

Personally, I think we are. If I find a thread to be particularly stupid (personally subjective), then I don't reply. I would not have done so in this one until we ventured into the realm of banning that which we don't like.

Also, for those new coming to NR and participating on this board - what brought them here and gave them the comfort level to post? If NR changes the forum with a more involved mod, would this attract newer members or would this chase off current posters? I think what is happening on the oThER board and the greater degree of involvment by staff/mod in its forums is chasing away more than they are bringing in. (Of course that oThER board has many more issues than just over-zealous mods too.)

As for a dedicated political/religion board - what value does that discussion bring to the hobby? Aren't there enough of those type of forums already? IMHO, it simply opens up NR to attract more non-hobby right and left wing stupidity.

Just my $.02.

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im with coyote i would rather deal with one or two off base posters then have rigorous moderation.
ive seen plenty of boards that turn into shill happy circle jerks. i dont want to see this one turn into that kind of useless waste of bandwidth.

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Haven't been around for awhile so I'm just catching up on the emails errr threads. I don't see anything wrong with the OP on this one but I think the other post he mad (too long for me to even finish reading) was completely off subject. That said, it didn't bother me particularly either. I don't care if someone wants to start a post about a good recipe for apple pie, after all, if I'm not interested I don't have to click on it. Maybe that's just me.

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I don't think they were stupid I think they were on to your s***, and they were right. LOL look where you are right now...

Talking out your ass, yet again?? LOL I resent the implication that I am a theif. You are pretty good at talking shit with NOTHING whatsoever to back it up.

The incident happaned a little over a year ago. "Look where I am now?" What do you mean?

I have a good job repairing medical devices. I own my own loft condo in an historic buliding next to downtown Denver. I have no children and pretty much do whatever I want, whenever I want. I hobby frequently and have been rotating two lovely UTR ladies, one of whom spends many hours with me for a fraction of what most providers charge.

Also, I have good friends and fascinating things happen when we get together-- phone calls from ET's, faucets turning on by themselves, lights in the sky, etc. But then these things are not in your experience so I must be lying, right?

Life couldn't be better. Sure, I have some memories of a few psycho hookers whom I dated but that's not a problem.

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Now I'm not being nice
Quit wasting space taking up band width with your
Bashing providers here.
Wtf is your deal?
Do you have issues with women? You must.
Really, go piss off now before I actually get mad @ you.
One thing you don't do is BASH providers here or on any other board.
Calling her an old hag?
Then saying I can't back anything up ?

You should be censored just for that provider bashing alone..

I must be doing something right bc I'm still around, NEVER questioned by LE
hmmmm why?
BC I NEVER TALK TO THEM or give reasons for them to watch me .

Look where you are as in, your posting here .

Oh yeah, I do have plenty of proof of anything I say LOL its right there in black and white cached online or in print pics videos all that good stuff .
I'm not looking things up and post links I don't have to.
People know where to look if they wanted and that's moot anyhow .
The real question is where do we find all this alien mumbo jumbo about steve?
Still a no show .

I live in the middle of old area 51, roswell all that.
I don't see anything except military and celeberty private jets .Our faucets work fine, that hum in NM & NV is from the military, not alien space craft hiding in the mountains & I don't believe in ghosts .
Everyone knows what they're doing and it has nothing to do with outer space that's for sure.

You're the Same person who says they don't sell intestines or whatever in super markets right?
well wtf are chiltlins then ? Wtf are hot dogs made of ?

Oooh ur so awesome with you utr's who you get over on, that is until they accuse you of stealing again after a drug binge .
I never said you're a thief or anything like that, I said you oght to consider saving your credibility for the future in case UTR's aren't around by NOT telling others openly that you call LE on providers no matter if they're drugged out insane .
Might come back to haunt you later u never know insanity is what it is.
Doesn't matter if if it was yesterday or a year aho
(Personally I would of shoved her out and ignored her lol let her call LE on herself disturbing the peace .
I call it as I see it.

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I am so sorry that happened to you I actually know girls just like the one you described. Its terrible that the reaon there are the steriotypes is becuse they are based on true stories.

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Now I'm not being nice
Quit wasting space taking up band width with your
Bashing providers here.
Wtf is your deal?
Do you have issues with women? You must.
Really, go piss off now before I actually get mad @ you.
One thing you don't do is BASH providers here or on any other board.
Calling her an old hag?
Then saying I can't back anything up ?

Yes- you've said some very stupid things that are innacurate, such I said I have a book out and then I said I didn't have a book out. When the truth is that there is one book out and another unreleased. That is where you were wrong. You were ALSO wrong is assuming that my experiences in this post about the hooker were based on fantasy. You then suggested the cops were correct about me, which was that they suspected me of stealing the woman's money. WTF???Those are three things you said that you were unable to back up-- because they were all bullshit. Need I continue?

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You should be censored just for that provider bashing alone..

I called her an "old hag" RIGHT AFTER she said that I was an "a$$hole who should be banned". I thought it was an approproate response. Too bad if you don't happen to agree.

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I must be doing something right bc I'm still around, NEVER questioned by LE
hmmmm why?
BC I NEVER TALK TO THEM or give reasons for them to watch me .

Well good for you. So fucking what?

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Look where you are as in, your posting here .

Oh yeah, I do have plenty of proof of anything I say LOL its right there in black and white cached online or in print pics videos all that good stuff .
I'm not looking things up and post links I don't have to.
People know where to look if they wanted and that's moot anyhow .
The real question is where do we find all this alien mumbo jumbo about steve?
Still a no show .

Well, your attitude does not create (at least for me) an atmosphere which encourages me to share a goddamn thing.

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I live in the middle of old area 51, roswell all that.
I don't see anything except military and celeberty private jets .Our faucets work fine, that hum in NM & NV is from the military, not alien space craft hiding in the mountains & I don't believe in ghosts .
Everyone knows what they're doing and it has nothing to do with outer space that's for sure.

That's nice. Which is it, Area 51 in Nevada, or Roswell, New Mexico? Or do you have two residences?

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You're the Same person who says they don't sell intestines or whatever in super markets right?
well wtf are chiltlins then ? Wtf are hot dogs made of ?

I don't belive what I am reading. Those products are highly processed foods. So excuse me for not being able to tell the ET's where or how to find their specimens. Sheesh... You should get together with mobius8 and have an inbred moron fest.

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Oooh ur so awesome with you utr's who you get over on, that is until they accuse you of stealing again after a drug binge .
I never said you're a thief or anything like that, I said you oght to consider saving your credibility for the future in case UTR's aren't around by NOT telling others openly that you call LE on providers no matter if they're drugged out insane .
Might come back to haunt you later u never know insanity is what it is.
Doesn't matter if if it was yesterday or a year aho
(Personally I would of shoved her out and ignored her lol let her call LE on herself disturbing the peace .
I call it as I see it.

I felt that by contacting the police, I prevented a bad situation from escalating into something worse. You are pretty good at second-guessing strangers and saying things that are 100% false. You should go into politics.

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I am so sorry that happened to you I actually know girls just like the one you described. Its terrible that the reaon there are the steriotypes is becuse they are based on true stories.

Thank you. It seems that meth use is at epidemic levels. When you've dated someone for a few months and then you see that they've been using, you don't run. I think it is more compassionate to see if they can turn their life around.

Unfortunately, it is not easy to quit some drugs, and a person will never quit until they are fully ready to do so.

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Sigh – again, I quote the Forum guidelines. Why? Because I like it here and don’t want to see if get screwed up. DD, and I quote – “You should get together with mobius8 and have an inbred moron fest.”

Moebius8 is perfectly capable of responding for himself, but I hope he shows restraint as he has not made any comment about you since reiterating your right to post. Yet you continue to call him out. Take a look at the guidelines and either follow them or leave.

And V - love ya hun, but let this thread go - give some credit to the intelligence of the majority of your other fellow posters.

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OFF TOPIC SORRY GUYS, but I have to
here is some examples of what I've said (I can only post so much before it becomes a novel)
Dude,
You're basically my statement saying AMP's & some agencies work with the law of avgs. to make tons of $$ is BS & not true.

Look on every therapeutic section on CL & in the paper in all major cities.
hmmmm 10-15 AMP ads, same clever wording, same stock photos same dohickeys in the titles .
I wonder why that is? DUH!! they do what every other company does, prey on mens weaknesses,
by means of sexy hot AZN chicks who MIGHT give you a HE.
Don't get me wrong I love hot AZN chicks like the next person.
It's becoming more common due to increase of investigations by LE.
It makes it extremely challenging for a newbie, see ND's thread about being ripped off.
Did I say all are bad? NO.
Don't question what I know about how a "exotic" massage business and advertising tactics pertaining to retail work,
BC you don't frigging run one and you don't work at one, you admittedly work FOR someone in an unrelated field ( nothing bad about that, btw),
I run two different businesses by MYSELF with no help other than from patronage
and they both do very well even in a rough economy.
2 yrs of hard research didn't fail me.
so I know wth I'm talking about when it comes to that. SEE it's no ancient chinese secret ha!:

About pimps posing as LE to increase their profits :

There is a thread in MN board from 3 yrs ago on t/e/r talking about A mr. Olson he was
harassing providers/clients via CL & BP (It's pretty obvious what's wrong with that picture).
My sis VIV, said it looked pretty real to her, I checked too,
it was a VERY GOOD forgery, never the less it was still a fake.
FYI If you were to follow up with it about a week or two later on that thread, you then see us pointing directly to someone bc she seemed to be the only one still in the same area suburb openly advertising & un affected by this Mr olson and then she mysteriously disappeared bc she was BANNED.
several ladies can back me on how effed up in the head that madam/provider is.
That was TMI already.

Lu Lu white wasn't a famous madam in Louisiana and she doesn't exist, just like your books you can't seem to produce for anyone to see just like "steve" .

Known for her unique high yellow & octoroon beauties(that means an 8th black) and her glamorous style
Ms white' pinned" her clients to keep track of them as as she had MANY MANY clients, thats a fun fact pertaining to the punch card thread.

OK here she is :
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Looks like a super NICE incall huh?

chitlins are processed, NOPE sorry they bundle them up bag sell them as is,
you clean them out and then cook them,(no, I never would eat that, gross).

Humans are THE ONLY species that figured out to consume
the milk of another mammal for profit, not for survival.
Do you see cows or goats making cheese bottling milk and selling it to eachother?

LE doesn't sit & watch people for months on end, nor did they infiltrate TER .
hmmmmmm I think miss N., DD and several others would have to disagree since they destroyed web sites and scoured client lists on top of flipping providers then published some of the "members" occupations in the paper, on the news, in a smoke out attempt, I know at least 3 of them BTW.

LE can't put their hands on you for a bust? pertaining to an escort only thread
HMMMMMMM OK this is why theres another thread about a guy getting "deputized " complete with a article saying exactly the opposite is true not only do they get free handjobs they mouth boobs, they even get free FS.
This is NOT unheard of or news to me.

why is this place still listed as available on here? they've been closed for over a year


Betsy now works as "ginger" and offers a $60 massage

Honey, thanks to bush, entrapment laws no longer exist in the u.s .
No one is "safe". common sense .

Do you know why I don't go into details about me or location(s) on my site?
See thread about a client showing up without an appointment.

We ladies do get the occasional stalker once in a blue moon me being one of them.
So why put info out there for them giving them permission to do it.

Not only am I educated, I am well traveled .
Holland sells sausages in vending machines, japan sells little panties
for whatever reason in vending machines too, go fly there and look.

If you knew me, you would know that I know all about meth heads & heroin addicts.
I lived with & worked with people like that for years,seen all the insane shit they do.
Only a select few hobbyists here know whom I'm talking about.
Jumkies SUCK~ You can't trust them, just like LE.


You're just mad bc peaceful and Moe' keep popping your balloons.


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