Accidentally Going Where no Man Has Gone Before!

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I thought this story was too good to pass up on. Says that scientists did a pol and they found that about 10% of people admitted to having accidental anal sex! Alcohol and drugs were apparently a big factor. As someone who has tried and failed to have "accidental" anal intercourse, I find this study difficult to believe. Have any of you ever had accidental intercourse? If so, how long did it take you to realize that you were? Damn, gotta find me a drunk drug crazed provider!

http://trueslant.com/ryansager/2009/08/24/improbable-file-accidental-ana...
Improbable File: Accidental Anal Sex?

A postal survey was conducted of members of the Association of Forensic Physicians (UK) to determine whether accidental anal intercourse occurs in heterosexual relationships and, if so, whether intoxication by alcohol or drugs and sexual inexperience were likely to be causative factors. Of the 512 (47.9%) replies, there were 498 individuals who had had a previous heterosexual relationship and may have experienced accidental anal intercourse. Of these, there were 26 (7.2%) males and 14 (10.4%) females who reported at least one lifetime episode of accidental anal intercourse. Amongst those with a history of accidental anal intercourse, 79% reported that they were sexually experienced at the time and 83% reported that their partners were sexually experienced. Personal intoxication by alcohol or drugs at the time of accidental anal intercourse was reported by 43%, with 41% reporting that their partners were intoxicated.

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LOL, It's amazing what scientists spend money on sometimes! I wonder why they decided to even do this study? I mean what exactly does it have to offer the scientific community other than to say that drunk people have anal sex more often! Tell me something I didn't already know!

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Kalifornication wrote:

LOL, It's amazing what scientists spend money on sometimes! I wonder why they decided to even do this study? I mean what exactly does it have to offer the scientific community other than to say that drunk people have anal sex more often! Tell me something I didn't already know!

You need to fix that. I think it should read "TAX PAYERS MONEY. There are way to many "GRANTS" given out to the jack offs that study things with no bearing on life and reality.

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speedfreak wrote:
Kalifornication wrote:

LOL, It's amazing what scientists spend money on sometimes! I wonder why they decided to even do this study? I mean what exactly does it have to offer the scientific community other than to say that drunk people have anal sex more often! Tell me something I didn't already know!

You need to fix that. I think it should read "TAX PAYERS MONEY. There are way to many "GRANTS" given out to the jack offs that study things with no bearing on life and reality.

Too true. I'd be happy to put my tax dollars into a study of how to get women to have anal sex more frequently though!

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I had accidental anal sex with a first date but she wasn't a provider. It wasn't that hard to do. It just took a slight accidental normal withdraw, a little readjustment, a hard re-entry and then I flew off of her. The propulsion method was due to her legs being over my shoulders. Legs can push back real hard. I was at first shocked and then I realized what had happened. She started crying and kept saying "why did you do that?" I just kept repeating "it was an accident". She finally settled down and seemed to leave rather quickly. At the door I apologized again and by then she even almost smiled.

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Craig369 wrote:

I had accidental anal sex with a first date but she wasn't a provider. It wasn't that hard to do. It just took a slight accidental normal withdraw, a little readjustment, a hard re-entry and then I flew off of her. The propulsion method was due to her legs being over my shoulders. Legs can push back real hard. I was at first shocked and then I realized what had happened. She started crying and kept saying "why did you do that?" I just kept repeating "it was an accident". She finally settled down and seemed to leave rather quickly. At the door I apologized again and by then she even almost smiled.

LMFAO! That damn propulsion method. I can understand a guy accidentally sticking it in the wrong hole as was the case in your situation but I find if harder to believe that a woman could accidentally have anal sex...sure the guy could accidentally stick it in there but the propulsion method would kick in instantly.

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patchadams wrote:
Craig369 wrote:

I had accidental anal sex with a first date but she wasn't a provider. It wasn't that hard to do. It just took a slight accidental normal withdraw, a little readjustment, a hard re-entry and then I flew off of her. The propulsion method was due to her legs being over my shoulders. Legs can push back real hard. I was at first shocked and then I realized what had happened. She started crying and kept saying "why did you do that?" I just kept repeating "it was an accident". She finally settled down and seemed to leave rather quickly. At the door I apologized again and by then she even almost smiled.

LMFAO! That damn propulsion method. I can understand a guy accidentally sticking it in the wrong hole as was the case in your situation but I find if harder to believe that a woman could accidentally have anal sex...sure the guy could accidentally stick it in there but the propulsion method would kick in instantly.

Propulsion doesn't work that well in doggy... and anyway, the 10% had it happen ONCE in their lives... and if one is drunk enough... or drugged... I think that can happen quite easily. Actually I'm surprised the number isn't higher.

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What's the Propulsion Method?

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Albert411 wrote:

What's the Propulsion Method?

In this case I think he's say that her immediate reaction was to kick back her legs causing him to be propelled away from her. I could think of other definitions that would fit as well especially regarding anal.

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I thought of something a lot nastier. I don't know if it's true or not but years ago my friend told me a story about walking in on his roommate while he was doing some exchange student up the ass. He pulled out really fast when the roommate came in and shit propelled out of her ass....That could also be the "propulsion method".

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007 wrote:

I thought of something a lot nastier. I don't know if it's true or not but years ago my friend told me a story about walking in on his roommate while he was doing some exchange student up the ass. He pulled out really fast when the roommate came in and shit propelled out of her ass....That could also be the "propulsion method".

yeah... another reason to play with pros who know when they're clean.

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BigBilly wrote:
Albert411 wrote:

What's the Propulsion Method?

In this case I think he's say that her immediate reaction was to kick back her legs causing him to be propelled away from her. I could think of other definitions that would fit as well especially regarding anal.

Yeah, in this case it's best not to let your imagination go. Thanks for sparing me...

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