Try eating a full stalk (or bunch) of celery the night before. 

I guess the celery would have the same effect as drinking lots of water wouldn't it?  Or are you saying that it has effects other than hydrating you as well?

Not sure of the reasons, I am sure the hydrating effect is part of it, but I don't think that is the only benefit.  There seems to be something else.  All I can say is try it.  I agree with the other points made as well.  Abstinance for minimum of 2-3 days, I prefer about 5, prolonging the moment (getting to the edge and then pulling back),  good hydration, and a good blend of vitamins.  I have tried some of the advertised supplements, Ogolplex, Semenax, etc, and found no noticeable result.  Celery works like a champ though,  and it's effects are immediate, (next day).  Let me know if it works for you. 

I definitely will give celery a try then.  I've also tried supplements and haven't noticed any difference whatsoever.  I'll let you know how the load is doing!

ok, the reason celery is a "magic veggie" is partially its water content .... celery is just like watermelon ... it retains water like crazy.   If you put a dehydrated peice of celery in a container of water, it wll quadruple in size within an hour.  celery has no real nutritional value, which allows the body to break it down and absorb it much quicker than most foods.  The only bad thing, for those of us that allow CIM, is the fact that it makes your cum taste reeally reaaly bad ... so, word of advice, eat celery the night before, and pineapple a few hours before, and keep in mind, if she's a provider thats worth your cash, she'll let you CIM ... and she will appreciate the pineapple.... and you'll appreciate the celery...

So its actually true what they say about pineapple?  Is watermellon a better option than celery then if you are trying increase the spunk load?

Watermelon will work, but not as well as cellery. Watermelon breaks down almost too fast, and goes straight through you. A few stalks of celery compared to 5 lbs of watermelon and 7 trips to the bathroom ... you decide.

So I guess we could sum up by saying that pineapple is the best for improving the taste and celery is a good option for increasing volume. Sexy, does the volume that a guy cums make a difference to you? Do you like it when a guy is able to cum a lot?

Well, I'm told that I'm rather "sweet", and I'll give you my secret(s):

Drink an abundance of water.

Eat pineapple and plenty of "sweet" fruits, such as watermelon and grapes, mango, papaya, etc.

Stay away from garlic and strong foods, like Indian food for at least 24 hours beforehand.

For the gents; drink a Heineken beer about six hours beforehand. That also helps with taste.

I also take an over-the-counter supplement (cranberry pills) that helps deter UTI's, and another supplement that helps deter yeast infections; I think they also help with my "sweetness".

HOPE IT HELPS!

I'd never heard about Heineken improving the taste but that certainly makes me happy! Is Heineken the only beer that works or are others just as good. I wonder if a sweet honey brown lager would be even better? I definitely agree with the fact that water helps to increase the amount of cum and also seems to neutralize the taste. I've heard that eating meat makes cum taste worse too although I'm not prepared to go vegetarian.

Chicken will do just fine. Avoid fish and seafood as well (except oysters, of course).

Water is the perfect lubricant, if you think about it. It flushes out your kidneys, clears out your skin, keeps the body hydrated, etc.

I haven't had a fully "scientific" poll on which beers make for the best tasting orgasm, but pretty much any of the sweeter beverages should help. I was going by the Heineken because an ex-roommate mentioned it to me years ago.

...and I don't blame you for not wanting to go veggie only; I need "meat"!

I'm willing to drink the beers if you take care of measuring the sweetness afterwards:D Seriously though, water is the solution for a ton of things as you mention. Doctors have been telling us for years to drink 8-glasses per day and if you didn't feel the need to listen to them before, you now have a golden reason!

oops. i'd heard the celery trick, but didn't know about the taste effect. saw a fave provider last thursday and ate celery like crazy in the days leading up. i wonder if that explains the weird look i thought she gave me after i nutted in her mouth ... although i was a bit delirious at the time too ...

It sounds like a combo of water and celery is the answer then. I'd be surprised if celery actually did much to change the taste since it is such a bland vegetable to begin with. Come to think of it, I'm going to start making pineapple/celery juice in my juicer. Maybe I'll start to sell it-- What do you guys think of "The SpunkMaster" for the brand name of my new product?

What I found that works is Centrum. I started losing weight on January 1 and was taking these vitamins. Within days I noticed I was getting harder and shot a considerable more ammount of spunk. So maybe losing weight and taking vitamins?

I hadn't heard about the positive effects of Centrum before so that sounds like an interesting one worth trying. I wonder though if it has more to do with you losing weight than the Centrum? I think as a general rule of thumb, if you are healthier your performance in just about everything will go up. I find it interesting that many of the techniques mentioned in this thread have to do with treating your body better: drinking lots of water, eating fruit, eating less meat etc..

Yeah I definately feel better. If you are eating healthy it wouldn't hurt taking some vitamins aswell. Other things I noticed from diet, excersise and vitamins, is that I gained one inch in length, my erections are powerful(my penis feels tight, sorry as best as I can describe) Not only sexual, I have also noticed I am sleeping alot better, I can focus better and my reflexes have gone through the roof. I really really recommend Centrum. Of course like everything results will vary. I bought a bottle of Centrum at Wal Mart for like 8 bucks and it came with an extra little bottle with like 50 pills. So it was 150 pills(five months worth) for eight dollars.

For 8 bucks you might as well give it a shot right? I bet part of what you are experiencing is psychological as well--you feel better about yourself and more attractive and that probably makes you more excited when you are getting it on. I would also venture that the women you are with probably find you more attractive and get more turned on which would also help you get harder. All around, getting in shape makes sex better--I had a very similar experience a few years ago so I know where you are coming from. I'm sure the vitamins are having an effect as well. Once again, congrats on the lifestyle change, I know it can be challenging at times but you'll look and feel a heck of a lot better in the long run.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the power of a prostate massage yet. If you want to hit the ceiling with your nut have her stick a finger in your butt! Seriously though, if you haven't experienced an orgasm with a prostate massage you haven't lived.

Too true. I was reluctant to try the PM at first but the orgasm really is out of this world. The intensity is simply 100 times what you would experience in a normal orgasm and I think the reason more guys don't do it is that they are concerned about it being gay. Listen guys, grow up and stop worrying about the gay thing because the PM is simply incredible.

I completely agree. I advise finding someone who knows what she's doing because otherwise it can be uncomfortable and not a pleasurable experience at all. If you want to blow a load against the ceiling, nothing quite compares to the prostate massage, AKA the male G-Spot!

If you want to keep the ceiling clean, have her give you a bj while giving the prostate massage...LOL The orgasm is incredible!

It sure is. The single best way to bust a more impressive load. Maybe that's how Peter North does it--with a hidden vibrator up his ass!

Taking zinc tablets makes your cum thicker, and creamier , and possibly increases the volume

Good point. I actually received a number of PM's mentioning zinc after I made the original post. How many are you supposed to take?

That is a bit inaccurate, the doctors that started telling people that actually said 8 glasses of fluids. Juices work too. But Water is for the most part the best fluid and you can get by with less then 8 in some cases. But, if you drink things with Caffeine or alcohol your going to dehydrate yourself and need MORE fluids. Though low level of caffeine won't dehydrate you all that badly and you'll only need to keep the flow of fluids going to keep your current hydration levels.

Anyway, if your going to try the beer trick then I suggest drinking more than 8 glasses of water that day or you might have eaten the celery for nothing.

And as for Blue, when you lost weight were you also working out? Exercise increases testosterone, which in turn increases many aspects of male sexual performance. Ever notice how much hornier military guys are than civilians? It's not just the fact that women are a rare commodity for some. Lugging around 150 lb packs all day is a hell of a work out. Even so much as doing a few sit ups before a date can help. They will activate your abs and cause them to tighten too, so you will look more fit.

As far as ejaculation tricks, I have none. Though this has been an informative thread. I learn a lot from this group.

LOL, I'd never thought of it that way but I'm sure you have a point.