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Interpreting Classified Ads
September 28, 2009 - 11:33
Thought we could have a bit of fun. What others can you add to the list:
40-ish..................................50+.
MILF...................................Old
Athletic................................No breasts.
BBW...................................fat
New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Open-minded.........................BJ
Outgoing..............................Never stops talking
Professional................. ..........Bitch.
Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
Curvy....................................fat
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OK, below is an actual ad. Let's see:
UNRUSHED PLEASURE = You get one full hour, maybe
AVAILABLE 24/7 = Desperate
SWEET&THICK WITH CURVES = Fat
SOFT& SMOOTH SKIN = Fat
NICE PERSONALITY = Fat
BEAUTIFUL SMILE = Fat
THIS IS ONE CALL YOU WONT REGRET!!!! = Wannna bet?
OK, below is an actual ad. Let's see:
UNRUSHED PLEASURE = You get one full hour, maybe
AVAILABLE 24/7 = Desperate
SWEET&THICK WITH CURVES = Fat
SOFT& SMOOTH SKIN = Fat
NICE PERSONALITY = Fat
BEAUTIFUL SMILE = Fat
THIS IS ONE CALL YOU WONT REGRET!!!! = Wannna bet?
LOL Good one!
Exotic Mixed Girl- Black
The ad states she's 5'4, 145#. Is that fat? Or do you think she's lying? Nice personality = average looking or less, not fat iMHO.
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The ad states she's 5'4, 145#. Is that fat? Or do you think she's lying? Nice personality = average looking or less, not fat iMHO.
I'd say nice personality means at least chunky.
Mature: Old
A few more:
Sophisticated: Graduated High School
Intelligent: Almost graduated high school
The ad states she's 5'4, 145#. Is that fat? Or do you think she's lying? Nice personality = average looking or less, not fat iMHO.
She's not fat...this is her pic.
just because that is the picture she is using does not mean that was not shot when she was 5-4 130lbs
good rule of thumb according to the surgeon general is 100lbs for the first 5 feet then 5lbs for every inch after that. ANY MORE you got a chubby one.
just because that is the picture she is using does not mean that was not shot when she was 5-4 130lbs
good rule of thumb according to the surgeon general is 100lbs for the first 5 feet then 5lbs for every inch after that. ANY MORE you got a chubby one.
I agree. High probability that she's fat.
just because that is the picture she is using does not mean that was not shot when she was 5-4 130lbs
good rule of thumb according to the surgeon general is 100lbs for the first 5 feet then 5lbs for every inch after that. ANY MORE you got a chubby one.
I agree. High probability that she's fat.
She probably is although some women are built differently than others. I used to see a provider who was 5'5" 145 and there was nothing fat about her. She had a Marilyn Monroe body and was absolutely gorgeous. No fat around the mid-section just a well-built woman who could bare an army of children I'm sure.
I hear ya billy. While I generally prefer thinner ladies, some of the voluptuous ones can have killer bodies as well.
Mature= old. While I'm not a spring chicken anymore, at 43 I don't consider myself OLD yet!!! And when I place an ad, I usually do use the word mature, I want men to know that I'm not 20 something- as some men prefer women who are not that young and naive.
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Mature= old. While I'm not a spring chicken anymore, at 43 I don't consider myself OLD yet!!! And when I place an ad, I usually do use the word mature, I want men to know that I'm not 20 something- as some men prefer women who are not that young and naive.
Fair enough.
i dont see anyone under 30 and i prefer older, ive found the headaches are far far less if they are at least 30.
granted i still find myself standing out in parking lots as the call goes to vm way too often even with that criteria.
i dont see anyone under 30 and i prefer older, ive found the headaches are far far less if they are at least 30.
granted i still find myself standing out in parking lots as the call goes to vm way too often even with that criteria.
Few providers in their twenties are worth it IMO. Too unprofessional but I guess there's an exception to every rule.