Kinsey Institute Recommends Changing the names of Condom sizes

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Are us guys really so lame that they have to call regular size condoms "large" and "large" condoms "extra large"? Apparently most guys report having problems with condoms and the institute concludes that the problems are due to the fact that men's egos lead them to buy condoms that are too big for them. So guys, do you really need those Magnums? Ladies, how many clients would you say you have who say "I need large ones" when they actually would fit perfect fine into a regular size condom?

http://www.asylum.com/2010/02/16/kinsey-institute-study-on-condom-fit/

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As long as the lady does not pull out a finger cot, I am good.

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coyote wrote:

As long as the lady does not pull out a finger cot, I am good.

Do finger cots come in petite sizes? Laughing out loud

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PeacefulSoul wrote:
coyote wrote:

As long as the lady does not pull out a finger cot, I am good.

Do finger cots come in petite sizes? Laughing out loud

Hey now - that is just piling on...and not in a good way either. Smiling

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What makes you think I was referring to you? Eye-wink Actually, I would just let the ladies chose, if they struggle to put it on, they would probably upgrade in size on their own. I suppose I would only start to worry if they get a quizical look on their face while scratching their head turn to me and ask if I brought my own because they don't have anything to fit that, shape, size or lack there of. Laughing out loud

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What makes you think I was referring to you? Eye-wink Actually, I would just let the ladies chose, if they struggle to put it on, they would probably upgrade in size on their own. I suppose I would only start to worry if they get a quizical look on their face while scratching their head turn to me and ask if I brought my own because they don't have anything to fit that, shape, size or lack there of. Laughing out loud

Now I just know someone is going to steal this idea - but anyone care to invest in my male genitalia measuring device. We could market it to the ladies as a cost savings device against all those wrong decisions on size and associated waste when they reach into that drawer to pull out the cover.

Self-deprecating tangent:
At last M&G I went to I overheard a lady I had seen talking to some other ladies about the lil tricks she used to make her gentlemen callers feel special (it was a tongue in cheek type of conversation). One of hers was to pull out a Magnum XL cover, especially if it was not really needed, and make sure the guy saw the wrapper. As she was saying this, our eyes locked and her voice just kinda trailed off as her expression gave way to the classic "Oh, shit" look. I laughed, made some smart ass remark and gave her a hug. I whispered to her that that particular comment was gonna cost her some serious suck-up time. To her credit, she replied, "anytime." Which reminds me.....

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coyote wrote:
PeacefulSoul wrote:

What makes you think I was referring to you? Eye-wink Actually, I would just let the ladies chose, if they struggle to put it on, they would probably upgrade in size on their own. I suppose I would only start to worry if they get a quizical look on their face while scratching their head turn to me and ask if I brought my own because they don't have anything to fit that, shape, size or lack there of. Laughing out loud

Now I just know someone is going to steal this idea - but anyone care to invest in my male genitalia measuring device. We could market it to the ladies as a cost savings device against all those wrong decisions on size and associated waste when they reach into that drawer to pull out the cover.

Self-deprecating tangent:
At last M&G I went to I overheard a lady I had seen talking to some other ladies about the lil tricks she used to make her gentlemen callers feel special (it was a tongue in cheek type of conversation). One of hers was to pull out a Magnum XL cover, especially if it was not really needed, and make sure the guy saw the wrapper. As she was saying this, our eyes locked and her voice just kinda trailed off as her expression gave way to the classic "Oh, shit" look. I laughed, made some smart ass remark and gave her a hug. I whispered to her that that particular comment was gonna cost her some serious suck-up time. To her credit, she replied, "anytime." Which reminds me.....

LMFAO. Seriously though, what a pro.

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coyote wrote:

Now I just know someone is going to steal this idea - but anyone care to invest in my male genitalia measuring device. We could market it to the ladies as a cost savings device against all those wrong decisions on size and associated waste when they reach into that drawer to pull out the cover.

It's already done.

http://secure.condomania.com/TheyFit/FitKit/PrintYes/

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2wheels2fun wrote:
coyote wrote:

Now I just know someone is going to steal this idea - but anyone care to invest in my male genitalia measuring device. We could market it to the ladies as a cost savings device against all those wrong decisions on size and associated waste when they reach into that drawer to pull out the cover.

It's already done.

http://secure.condomania.com/TheyFit/FitKit/PrintYes/

2Wheels - I do not know which disturbs me more - the fact that another good idea has been shot down or the fact that you seemed to know right where to find the proof Smiling

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I printed off my kit but I don't think it works, I can't see anything Eye-wink

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Good old wiki tells you exactly how to measure your penis for those of you who cheat when measuring:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Measuring_the_penis

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