Lack of sex life threatening

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If having sex twice a week instead of once a week can add three years to your life, perhaps we have a class action suit on our hands. If this is the case then escorts are offering a medical service and if the government denies of receiving this service and we die earlier, couldn't they be sued?

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Not sure about suing the government, but perhaps it could be used in a divorce proceedings? "Yer honor, when I say she was trying to kill me....."

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But that's just it, the government, including SS doesn't want you to live longer Eye-wink Totally kidding! I can see the protest at Washington right now haha.

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Use it or lose it!

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"
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doctorwu wrote:

Use it or lose it!

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"
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LOL, use it or lose it certainly fits.

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coyote wrote:

Not sure about suing the government, but perhaps it could be used in a divorce proceedings? "Yer honor, when I say she was trying to kill me....."

LMFAO, get a good enough lawyer and anything can happen.

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Sinsational wrote:
coyote wrote:

Not sure about suing the government, but perhaps it could be used in a divorce proceedings? "Yer honor, when I say she was trying to kill me....."

LMFAO, get a good enough lawyer and anything can happen.

Perhaps this is urban myth or just a gent's mentality - but I "think" it is still on the books in many states that a lady's denial of "services" is grounds. No longer matters to me, and I could very easily be wrong as I am not remotely tied to the legal system, but that is my recollection.

Ooh, another thought - wonder if this argument could be used to contest a will? For example, trophy wife marries old coot - gets old coot to change his will leaving all to trophy wife. Relatives charge her with murder for denial of services and thereby contest the will.

I know - next time I catch a thought, I''ll let it go. Smiling

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coyote wrote:

I know - next time I catch a thought, I''ll let it go. Smiling

Catch and release???
That sounds like my daughter's dating habits - lol
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I think you're right. Isn't it also true that you have to have sex before a marriage is consummated?

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LadiesMan wrote:

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If having sex twice a week instead of once a week can add three years to your life, perhaps we have a class action suit on our hands. If this is the case then escorts are offering a medical service and if the government denies of receiving this service and we die earlier, couldn't they be sued?

LadiesMan I am an experienced hobbyist that has a voracious appetite for beautiful women, and I agree that the lack of sex would indeed seem life threatening...lol.

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