can't wait to see the answers for this one.

non compliance for various info to verify. You guys should know that a provider will need something, we're all different and you may be uncomfortable, but it wouldn't hurt to offer something else instead. But now, we get bone heads who contact us, assume they dont need to be verified and continue plannning for the date without - ultimately we have to ignore further requests. If you cant follow one simple direction, how will you respect my wishes when we are alone in private?

I've heard many a provider complain about skid marks...that would have to be the worst thing you could do.

1 - Trim the bush! You don't have to shave, but jezus, if i cant find it, whats the point?
2 - Be concious of smells and odors - from your mouth, pits, privates, ass and feet.
3 - Clean shaved faces, if you shave your face, the more recent, the better, try to save prior to the apppointment, not a day before.
4 - Well manicured hands, use lotion to keep them soft, trim your nails down, make sure they are clean and free of cuts.

Christine
I new you would anwser this question, and i thought you would bring up a few of these points. and i expect there are alot more and now that you broke the ice i bet a few more ladies will respond i will guess Anna will.
One reason i asked this was i went one time and the girl thanked me for being showered and i thought really guys show up unshowered
i mean i no i am very self concious i could never go unshowered or brushed teeth, smelly and if i went somewere and the girl was not clean i would leave right away. i dont want to but my face in a stinky bush i am sure you ladies fell the same about us. Please tell us more.

Yeah, where's Ana when you need her most?

1. when guys pressure me to have an orgasm.

i swear if i could do it on command, i'd be walking funny all damn day. ..
believe me, i have the same goals as you.
oddly enough, just like you, the more i am pressured to finish, the more difficult it is.

2. when guys pressure me to have another orgasm.

when i finish, it's nappy time. i'm exhausted and drained and i probably cant even move. i can lay there and pretend i'm your ex-wife and you can do whatever you gotta do, but if i have 2 orgasms within an hour, i'm quite sure i will be in need of emergency rescue services.

this is why i like to take my time and pace myself -- see peeve #1.

3. guys that holla for my advice on a forum as if i know everything and i have telepathic posting skills. although it's flattering, thank you, i dont really mind as long as you're not disappointed during the times that my mind/post reader is in the shop.

skidmarks - i dont think that i'd actually light your ass on fire but i'd probably be wanting to burn that sh*t.
gross me the f out.

I read this stuff and I sometimes can't believe it either Dogger. You mean guys will actually go through the effort of visiting a girl and spending a considerable sum for a very intimate encounter...but won't manage to clean and groom themselves before doing so.

Jeez, I make sure I'm perfectly clean even before visiting my doctor. And he's a guy! Some people have no self respect, let alone respect for others.

i dont get why a guy would not groom himself before going to see anyone. When i go to see a provider or whatever the case maybe i make sure the ass is washed, the pubs are cut, nails and facial hair are all in order. Jus cause u think a woman is providing whatever she does she is not worth making yourself presentable. I mean come one man. Keeping yourself clean actually turns a woman on cause if ur not then she is gonna be focused on how bad u smell and shit and that takes away the enjoyment for her.

Not to hijack this thread, but does anyone actually hobby where there are no shower facilities available?

I have rushed straight from some manual labor endeavors (golf, trade shows, etc.) to visit with a provider and did not have opportunity to shower / freshen up. But I have never had a provider tell me no, I could not use their shower. So, I am non-plussed as well.

Calling and asking before anything else. "Where are you at? Can I come over?

Dirty fingernails, especially on guys that want to finger.

Bad Breath or anything else that smells badly.

Not reading my ads, rates or site ... asking quesions that are answered there.

blowing the pm up at 5 am as if they were sitting there waiting for you to sign in.
LOL.

I havent the gotten skid marks lately but that DEFNITELY is gross,

And definitely, as Christina mentioned: not willing to be verified.

Maddie

1) NOT reading my site. We do have information on website for a reason, ya know?

2) Not providing info for screening. Nothing is more frustrating than to be willing and able to see someone and having to decline appointment because i can't screen the person.

Those are the only two probably. May be because the ones with all the issues like skidmarks and rip offs don't get past 1 and 2?

Lina

i actually saw an ad on some site where the provider stated at the bottom ..... "no you cannot use my shower. this is NOT the ymca"......

ok well that was this past july/august in phoenix, arizona and i was thinking it's 115 degrees outside, WTF ?

peeve #4 -- this happened earlier tonite.. dude messages me that he wants to get together tonite and i say i have plans until 11pm... he messages back that he wants me when i'm fresh.
THAT is the wrong thing to say..... i am not confused about this. .. i am not sitting here wondering if a guy wants me to be fresh or not.
the same goes if a guy asks me if i'm "clean".... not only is it rude, its stupid and pointless because even when i say, "no f*ckwad, i'm filthy" they still want to meet.

I just don't get people sometimes. Perhaps if the provider was using her personal residence as an incall...no, even then I still don't get it. Although, I did think the Porky's Kim Catrell scene was hilarious.

As for peeve #4 - never knew there was a "hobby" season. Can anyone enlighten me if that coincides with melon or tomato or berry seasons? I'm sure the physical inspection process must differ to determine freshness. Wonder what percentage of calls provider's receive fall into the "let's insult them first" category? Either just stupid or some twisted reverse logic that I can't even begin to fathom.

i told him if "freshness" was a concern to him, then he should just stick to to picking up girls on apache blvd until he is ready to meet a woman who not only has a shower facility available, but knows how to use it.

sometimes, the mistake is sincere because they are socially awkward and don't realize they have implied something insulting.

sometimes, they think they are "players" and they ask these kinds of questions on purpose to see if the provider is weak enough, desperate enough or dumb enough to suffer their abuse.

so he replies, that if he's the last guy of the night, then he'll consider coming over tonite. .. well then, clearly he has no issue with "freshness" but that was just a test to see how i'd take the insult and now he's trying to play me for a fool thinking i'll let him come over and since i wont be working any more that night, he'll be able to manipulate a few more hours or an overnight without having to pay for it.

so i tell him, how's about you dont worry your pretty lil head over how many guys i'm blanking before or after you because you are the only one baby, forever and always.

so now he has bascially been told, i'm not putting up with your sh*t and you're not the only one who knows how to play games.

ah sweet serenity now.

i highly doubt i'll be hearing from him again.

it sounds like a hassle and it is, but i actually have fun with them and just look at it as stress relief... sometimes it can even be sexually satisfying to play dumb and toy with them awhile before beating them at their own game.

that might be a lil sick-o but i'm ok with that.