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I've seen it mentioned several times on this forum that drinking pineapple juice will make your cum taste better and was wondering if anyone had any first hand knowledge of whether this is myth or truth. I tried drinking a couple of cans the night before seeing a BBBJ provider last week and she didn't mention anything when I came in her mouth. So, is it true and if so can anyone provide me with tips on how much I should consume and how frequently I should consume it? I also wondered if other fruits worked well too. Thanks

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I heard this works with Mangos as well

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I can't say I'm a cum connoisseur because I'm not the one on the receiving end but my interest in the subject has caused me to do a bit of reading about it over the years. That reading has led me to conclude that pineapple is an excellent way of making your semen taste less bitter. As Arianne just mentioned, mango is good too and basically any other fruit that has a high sugar content will help. It's better to eat the fruit itself instead of processed juice but if you are lazy, drink a couple cans of pineapple juice a day and you should start to notice the results. Keep in mind that your body takes some time to ingest and process so it won't do you much good to drink the juice an hour or two before. My suggestion is that you start to drink a couple cans a day everyday...hey, its good for you anyway.

If you are a smoker, or you drink a lot of alcohol, the effects of pineapple juice are negated by the effects that your nasty habits have on your semen so quit smoking if you want to taste good. Without actually tasting your own semen, you can gauge its general sweetness by its consistency and color. A milky white consistency means that you are shooting the good stuff while a clearer liquidy type consistency means that you are shooting sour bullets. I don't drink like I used to but I can remember jerking off after all night benders and my semen was more clear than white and had a smell like chlorine.

One other thing to do is to drink lots of water as that helps to clean out your system. I've had providers comment on the sweetness of my spunk so I'm convinced that the above actually works. Providers, can you notice the difference? Maybe we need providers to start taking the "Pineapple Juice Challenge" !

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yep, its true. Take care of your body and eat sweet fruits and you're cum will no longer taste like a ball of phlegm in a swimming pool.Barf!

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ball of phlegm in a swimming pool.Barf! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww:jawdrop:

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mikki wrote:

ball of phlegm in a swimming pool.Barf! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww:jawdrop:

Yeah, thanks for ruining my lunch for the next month Billy! You couldn't have painted a more disgusting picture!

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Anyone remember the thread about increased load size when one of the providers on the board said that drinking a couple cans of beer made your semen taste better?

http://www.naughtyreviews.com/forum/hobbyist-hangout/increasing-the-mone...

I tried but I didn't receive any complements.

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drink pineapple juice a glass a day for sweet tasting cum

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Is there any truth to something I heard the other day about watermelon being a natural alternative to Viagra? Sorry for hijacking the thread but the OP did ask about watermelon.

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BamBam wrote:

Is there any truth to something I heard the other day about watermelon being a natural alternative to Viagra? Sorry for hijacking the thread but the OP did ask about watermelon.

I asked my doc about that one actually and he said it would not have any effect. He said that watermelon does share some similarities but that you'd have to eat the rind and he said even if you did that, the effect would not be focused on your cock.

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