hahaha. I'd be more concerned if she said something to the tune of "but if I have a baby, how will I do number 2?"

Here's another classic:

A man walks into a bar and sees a little man sitting next to him. The little man asked if he had a family and how old he was. The man told him he was 29 and had a wife and two kids.

The little man says "I'am a Leprechaun, and if you left me fuck you in the ass I will grant you three wishes".

They go to the bathroom and the Leprechaun pulls out this foot long cock and the man's jaw drops at the size of it

The leprechaun eases his footlong behemoth into the man's virgin ass and starts pumping away,

After five minutes of hard pumping anal, the leprechaun pulls out his schlong and dumps his load on the guys back and says "You did say you had a family right?"

Than man replies, "Yes I'm 29 and have a wife and two kids"

The Leprechaun says, "Well aren't you a little bit old to be believing in Leprechauns?"

Here's a good one:

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

Two hookers were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business.

"It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says one of the girls.

"How can you tell?" says the other.

"I can smell cock in the air" replies the first hooker.

"Sorry", her friend replied, " I just burped!"