Top Ten Stripper Songs (My Observations)

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No guy ever forgets the first time he walked into a strip club…I had just turned 19 and squirreled my way into a joint in Northeastern Pennsylvania called “Sammy’s Hideaway”, a seedy place in the middle of nowhere which I’m pretty sure is now ancient history.

That crappy place was nothing short of paradise to my virgin eyes: the soft lights, the lingering smoke, the scent of sweet perfume, the bare soft flesh – and the heart thumping, body pumping music! That music! It’s as if the songs were written specifically for these girls to straddle that pole to…and to entice us to the brink of bankruptcy.

What are the top songs that strippers grind to as they whet a man’s appetite for what may lie ahead? I’ve been to many clubs in the PA (generally Philly) area and compiled the below top ten list from my observations (no particular order), but I’d appreciate feedback as to what’s played in the clubs in your area or what you well-traveled hobbyists have gleaned regarding strip music from your adventures.

1. “Closer”, Nine Inch Nails

2. “Darling Nikki”, Prince (I hear his “Get Off” a lot too…)

3. “Pour Some Sugar On Me”, Def Leppard (Easily my favorite…) 4. “Toxic” Britney Spears

5. “Hypnotize” Notorious B.I.G.

6. “Dragula”, Rob Zombie

7. “Girls Girls Girls”, Jay-Z and/or Motley Crue

8. “Talk Dirty To Me”, Poison

9. “Cherry Pie”, Warrant

10. “So Hot”, Kid Rock

 

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Even though you say the list is in no particular order, Closer is number 1 on your list and is probably number 1 on most lists. I found this stripper song list which I think is a little more reminiscent of the places I frequent.

Don't take this the wrong way, but your list seems a little too 80's hair band, but I guess that many clubs play a lot of that stuff...

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I'm pretty sure only 3 (maybe 4) of my songs would be considered "hair bands"...I'm only callin' em as I see 'em. I'm not saying I like all the music I hear in strip clubs BTW.

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You inspired a blog post in response to this... The Worst Stripper Songs Ever

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Isn't the latest "Lolipop?" [Intro: Lil Wayne] Ow… Uh Huh No Homo… Young Mula Baby I say he so sweet Make her wanna lick the rapper So I let her lick the wrapper [Bridge: Static Major + (Lil Wayne)] She She lick me Like a lollipop (Yeah) She She lick me Like a lollipop (Yeah) She She lick Like a lollipop (Yeah) She She lick Me Like a lollipop [Chorus: Static Major + Lil Wayne] (x2) Shawty wanna thug Bottles in the club Shawty wanna hump You know I like to touch Ya lovely lady lumps [Verse 1: Lil Wayne] Come On Yeah Okay Lil mama had a swag like mine She even wear her hair Down her back like mine I make her feel right When its wrong like lyin' Man she ain't never Had a love like mine But Man I ain't never Seen an ass like hers That pussy in my mouth Had me loss for words Told her to back it up Like berp berp And I made that ass jump Like jerp jerp And thats when she [Bridge: Static Major + (Lil Wayne)] She She lick me Like a lollipop (Oh yeah I like that) She She lick me Like a lollipop (Yeah I like that) She She lick me Like a lollipop (Yeah I like that) She She lick me Like a lollipop [Chorus:] (2x) [Verse 2: Lil Wayne + Static Major] (Static Major) Ooooooooo Okay after you back it up Then stop drop it shawty Drop that like it's hot Dra-drop it like its hot Oooooooooh Drop it like its hot Do do do it shawty Don't stop (Lil Wayne) Shawty said the nigga That she with ain't shit Shawty said the nigga That she with ain't this Shawty said the nigga That she with can't hit But shawty Imma hit it, hit it, Like I can't miss And He can't do this And He don't do that Shawty need a refund Needa bring that nigga back Just like a refund I make her bring that ass back And she bring that ass back Because I Like That [Chorus:] [Bridge: Static Major + (Lil Wayne)] (Shawty wanna li-li-li-lick me) Like a lollipop (Shawty wanna li-li-li-lick me) Like a lollipop (Shawty wanna lick me) Like a lollipop She she lick me Like a lollipop (I Let her lick the wrapper) [Chorus: Lil Wayne] [Intrelude: Static Major (x4)] Call me so I can Make it juicy for you Call me so I can Get it juicy for you [Chorus:] (x2) [Verse 3: Lil Wayne] I get her on top She drop it like it's hot And when I'm at the bottom She Hilary Rodham (Ha) The Middle of the Bed (Yeah) Give and gettin' head (Huh) Give and gettin' head (Huh) Give and gettin' head (Ha) I said hmmmm (I like that) Say hmmmm (Yeah I like that) I said hmmmm (Yea I like that) Hmmhmmm Call me so I can Come and do it for you Call me so I can Come and prove it for you Call me so I can Make it juicy for you Call me so I can Get it juicy for you [Outro: Static Major + (Lil Wayne)] (Shawty wanna li-li-li-lick me) Like a lollipop (Hahaha) She She li-li-li-lick me Like a lollipop (I say he so sweet Make her wanna lick the rapper) She She lick me Like a lollipop (And She Do) She She lick me Like a lollipop (So I let her lick the wrapper)
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The one I hated to hear, and could never understand the ladies motivation in playing it is "Never Gonna Get It" by En Vogue.
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I like the oldies. 1) Sweet Child O' Mine - GnR 2) The Unforgiven - Metallica
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Personally any song that says....come fuck me....which is most Rock excluding the latest album from Kid Rock...too soft...oh, but the best stripper music is the Blues....anything blues....your can shake that ass sooooo slow and move in a sexier way....you would be surprised if you walk into a place that plays the blues how much better of a club it is... Miss Lady

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Personally any song that says....come fuck me....which is most Rock excluding the latest album from Kid Rock...too soft...oh, but the best stripper music is the Blues....anything blues....your can shake that ass sooooo slow and move in a sexier way....you would be surprised if you walk into a place that plays the blues how much better of a club it is... Miss Lady

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michael...I have been a show club dj 4 18 years and the song s u picked r songs that cheesy dj play.the songs girls like r geneally r all rap....but 4 rock.michael hutchensen from inxs.-the passengerlords of acid rough sex and so on

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You hit the nail on the head. Wouldn't change it!

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Closer is definitely still the number one club song and it is pretty obvious why. Could anyone think up a better chorus than "I wanna fuck you like an animal"?

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I was in a strip club in Birmingham, AL, over 20 years ago and heard the craziest song I've ever heard played for strippers:

WE ARE THE WORLD.

What were they thinking? Puzzled

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Def Leppard specifically wrote 'Pour Some Sugar on Me' because in their own words, there were no good stripper songs.

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I Like the lolipop song not sure who its by.... and lets get this party started by pink! that was always my fav party starter!

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Call me old fashioned but the song "I've gotta brand new pair of rollerskates" causes me to instantly spring one every time.

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Theory of the deadman is getting played alot, bad girlfriend and something in your mouth

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mexmad3 wrote:

Theory of the deadman is getting played alot, bad girlfriend and something in your mouth

You could tell I haven't been in a club for a while since posting. I don't even recognize those songs. Smiling

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How about "Put it in my mouth"? That get any play in the clubs these days?

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Nobody mentioned any AC/DC? Most of their songs deal with about sex. Or Cisco's thong song. Or any LL Cool J. Maybe the Djs at the strip club you go to suck.

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That's kinda true - Every strip club plays AC/DC! The thong song I could do without personally. In fact, if I never hear that song again it'll be too soon.

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Gotta love the ACDC. One of my favorite songs ever is the "I've got big balls song".....but that may be more suitable in a male strip club.

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haha my favorite stripper song is 'scotty doesnt know" by lustra only heard it played a few times though too fast for most lap dance patrons to be happy about it.

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"The Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying" by The Bloodhound Gang is not without its merits.

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I used to own a record store back in the mid to late eighties and there was a strip club a couple of blocks away. The DJ from the club used to come in (and so did the strippers from time to time) and buy records. The one song that they all seem to want was "Strokin'" by Clarence Carter.

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moebius8 wrote:

haha my favorite stripper song is 'scotty doesnt know" by lustra only heard it played a few times though too fast for most lap dance patrons to be happy about it.

OMG thats one i used when featuring....LOL
only because i loved the movie it came from

I prefered more rock to dance to
and i always included
figured you out by Nickel back
and
Down with the Sickness by Disturbed

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Don't Believe Her
by the Scorpions
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