What Can She/Can't She Lie About

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Just curious, the post about age got me thinking that some lies that providers tell us aren't that bad. Other than age, are there any others that aren't that important? I'd love to get input from both providers and hobbyists on this one because I think we might find that some "little lies" are considered far more serious to hobbyists that to the providers who tell them. Here's a preliminary list to get you think but add whatever you like:

age: Not that important.
accurate photos: very important
services offered: very important
general attitude: very important

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IMO, saying one thing and then doing/being another is unacceptable.

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I just wonder sometimes why the use such old photo's, if they dont look as good anymore and they use old ones is that not going to upset you when you get there so are they just happy with one time guys or do they wont reg.

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Not a clock watcher, but first thing done is to adjust the bedroom clock on the nightstand for better view - or - flipping over the egg timer. While unfortunately accurate in my case...a lie nonetheless.

Upselling for services.

What dogger said aboutthe photo - I appreciate the cost of getting photos done, but c'mon if a provider is +/- 20% of their photo weight, it is time for an update.

On the flip side - lies I appreciate hearing...

She O'ed like she has never experienced before.
I look, smell, insert gratuitous compliment here.
But the absolute best lie I've never been told - "You rocked my world so much, I going to have to cancel my appointments for the rest of the week just to recover."

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coyote wrote:

Not a clock watcher, but first thing done is to adjust the bedroom clock on the nightstand for better view - or - flipping over the egg timer. While unfortunately accurate in my case...a lie nonetheless.

Upselling for services.

What dogger said aboutthe photo - I appreciate the cost of getting photos done, but c'mon if a provider is +/- 20% of their photo weight, it is time for an update.

On the flip side - lies I appreciate hearing...

She O'ed like she has never experienced before.
I look, smell, insert gratuitous compliment here.
But the absolute best lie I've never been told - "You rocked my world so much, I going to have to cancel my appointments for the rest of the week just to recover."

Have you actually ever been a victim of the egg timer? I've heard it mentioned from time to time but never thought anyone would ever actually be quite that crass.

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No on the egg timer, but I actually did have a lady set an alarm back when PDA's were the rage. And just recently, I met a provider that stayed at a rather nice incall that actually brought with her a "BIG" LED alarm clock. I made a joke about it and she made some off-handed comment about not trusting the alarm clocks at hotels.

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