Ha.... well maybe we have to pee? Probably cleaning up and getting ourselves back together.
Kind of a silly question- what do you usually do in a bathroom?

If you dont have on a condom they are carrying it to the bathroom for you.

I'm brushing my hair and freshing up for round two with you........

We are posting on naughty reviews that we just did you

Ladies, ladies...Don't give away all your secrets! Let there be some mystery - lol.

LM - Why do you care?

In no particular order, I would assume -

a) they had to use the toilet
b) as V said they are freshening up for round two
c) as Lina said, they are composing their thoughts
d) as dogger said, they are disposing of the evidence
e) another option is that they are re-evaluating the choices they have made in life and need some quiet alone reflective time
f) Just a wild shot, but perhaps they are practicing origami with the TP
g) There is also the potential that they are looking for escape routes

Personally, am I the only one who has a hard time distinguishing a cry vs quiet laughter? Either way - very depressing when the ladies go to the bathroom after and that's what one hears. Not that it has ever happened to me...oh no, the ladies I am with don't have the energy left to stand. Yeah, that's it.

I don't just leave without an explanation - I lean over and whisper: "I'll be back with a hot towel in a minute - you can just relax"

I went an invested in a bigger warmer for my moist & dry towels,
so I don't have to leave to the bathroom as much anymore making them wonder what I'm doin' in there

LOL, you ladies are always kissing and telling.

For me, I pee, freshen up for round 2, dispose of evidence and bring you back a warm moist towel to clean you up with. Just rest, relax, reflect and enjoy - I promise to never be gone too long.

just a thought mabe we need to take a crap...lol

hahaha. I bet that's the answer most providers were thinking...you were just the only one courageous enough to say it!

lol

maybe their needs to be a site specific for providers to review men!
i have many storys about clients how come they r the only ones that can rate performance? JAT lol

COYOTE

hm well u are a rare species ;P

it somewhat amazes me when older gents give us! a run for our money
unexpected nice surprise. it balances things out id say

Why should that amaze you? After all we've learned from experience (and the requirements of age) to pace ourselves. Some of us are true and natural marathon men!

AZ - I can't quote your tag line - but for some of us, sex is like rocket science....especially in terms of pacing oneself....'cuz just like NASA....experience teaches us the benefits of extending the countdown to launch.

Well said Coyote. And for some of us the countdown may start at 100 and not at 10!

What Exactly Are you Doing in the Bathroom After I pop?

If you throw in one more letter in the last word of that sentence it becomes another question altogether. When I first read it the first thing that came to mind was "Now that's a shitty question."

LOL EVERY TIME I see this thread that's what I think.

They are called escort blogs.

No, seriously... I think this usually happens via email and PM when references are checked and the girls trust one another.

True. Still, I'm surprised there aren't any entrepreneurial providers out there who have tried to set up that kind of a site. I for one would read it.