if I get strange requests I usually tell them "go ask an escort, I'm the massage specialist"

but 2 years ago (when I lived at another place) i had a good regular who loved it when I walked on him and pinched his nipples with my toes.

He was VERY generous and one of my best friends still goes to see him now and then. she doesn't live in that area anymore either, but she has more free time than i do and he really makes it well worth the travel.

I get strange requests daily but it doesn't really bother me, i just don't respond unless it's very interesting LOL I think the weirdest one of all was an AB client, he had this wittle baby bwankie when he would come in, he needed lotion massage diaper, powder what have you.
he also wanted me to call him afterward to check up on him like I'm his mommy and stuff,
telling him to be a good baby and dwink all his milk in my sweetest mommy voice of course
He paid extremely well for this and in advance too so who am I to refuse. lol

Pretty harmless fetish but pretty bizarre at the same time. I'm not a shrink but I think Mr. Freud would have had a field day with this guy.

One of the strangest was the guy had a fantasy of being really small. He wanted to take pics and photoshop them so he was tiny - like the size of an elf or something in comparison to a human. He also wanted to pretend he was so small that he could go completely inside a woman-- like he was the size of a spermy or something. needless to say... we didn't meet. he was too busy photoshopping and fantasizing.

I think who's worse and more in need of DR Freud & an eye DR. than Diaper-D (AB client)
is the small penis humiliation guy who frequents the MP's
He wants ladies to parade him around the parlor and show the all workin' girls how small he is & insists you make fun of it.
The guy has at least a 7 incher . Last I checked that's NOT small. LOL

We get some odd requests as well.

We were once asked to trample a man daily for 2 months concluding with both of us trampling him at the same time until he "expired" from massive internal bleeding. He offered us his entire estate which he claimed was worth $3 million. We NEVER responded back, and just wrote it off as crazy.

We also get requests for scat play -- which we respectfully refuse, just not our thing.

We get plenty of "cuck" requests, these are very interesting and as long as there is no pain involved and we can keep things discreet, we'll do those, including the humilation. But like others, some of these guys are not very small, but we think they get off on the psychological rush of being so submissive.

Along these lines are some very interesting role-plays, in one case I played the gents wife, and Alex was a young stud that we picked up in a bar. We had a 3 hour date and nearly 2 of it was role playing the public part, from spotting him, warming up to him, disrespecting my "hubby/gent" publicly, making out with my new boy toy (Alex) and forcing him to watch us together while sensually humiliating him. I gotta admit, it was fun :D~

Just our 4 cents,

Anyone remember the crazy German guy from a few years ago who found someone on CL to kill him and eat him?

wait.

he actually found someone to do it?

woa!

that is a freakin trip.

How would anyone know that the service was fulfilled completely?

--shaking head in amazement--

I remember it well. Here's a link:
http://www.impactlab.com/2006/01/17/german-cannibal-claims-man-asked-to-...

OK that article was too much for me.

have u got the guy who want you to massage him in stockings and high heels? hes called me many times and my friends i refuse him. he a cheapo ne ways.
he just creeps me out.
if he asked me in a different tone of voice (manner) it would not have bothered me. U can tell hes trying to have phone sex on the phone. as soon as i hear him voice he gets a "click" seriously call a 1800 #

You ladies must get a ton of guys just calling for phone sex I'd bet.

I don't mind phone sex, I just re direct them to my chat line that's billed to their phone company.
LOL I have a system in place for everyone .

cross dressers are OK
I like going shopping with them so I can teach them how to do it properly
then they don't show up looking silly & mis matched next time

How considerate of you. Just because a guy is a guy doesn't mean he has to look bad in women's lingerie

@PurpleWildFlower - so how can we get one of the lines? I'd love to non-chalantly just push the phone sex seekers off so we could at least milk em for a few bux.

@Big Billy - you have no idea hun, about 50% of all the inbound calls (and about 30% of inbound text messages) are cheap asses looking for an alternative to phone sex / sext messaging. (yep, I spelled it right, SEXTing is an official term for texting sexually explicit messages).

Most hear Alex answer, and just hang up, others think they are all coy, spend a few minutes with him, ask a couple questions about setting up an appointment and then ask to speak with me, (and we understand the apprehension of a serious legitimate hobbyist - so of course, I will speak to them).

However, when someone starts down the "explicit" route, we suspect they are one of the following:

a) stupid / ignorant

b) LE

c) Rude assholes who are probably mysogynists and best to be avoided.

d) Cheap skates lookin for free phone sex

Our response is always the same. we say, "sorry, but I don't know you. For both our mutual safety, we need to verify at least 2 of your current references for this conversation to continue. All I need is their names, and contact info, do you have that now, or would you like to call me back with that info".

From here, some just hang up, other will persist with the question and try to logic why we should answer it. Some shout some expletives and then hang-up.

On rare ocassion, I've heard my hubby go toe-to-toe with some of these beligerant losers and wow, I am so glad I have him in my corner.

Alex is very stubborn and very intolerant of inappropriate behavior, he is very quick to school some of these blow-hards that think they know something and do they ever get an earful.

We are now learning to do the pre-emptive hang-up as we just don't have the time or patience for these games.

just our 4 cents,

It's a forwarding service I got one set up a long time ago from one of those companies that sells 800 or 900 #'s for dirt cheap it bills the carrier
so what I do if they start getting like that, is tell them to please call me back in a couple secs
I forward to the line, when they call it informs them of whats going on and they either stay on or hang up, I've been lucky so far.