What's Up with Bad DT (deep throat) service?

When a girl can fully open her throat to accomodate a penis, it is a beautiful thing. If you're a lady who has considered or has offered this service, then please learn how to relax your gullet (if you have not already done so) in order to avoid trumatizing the little guy.

That cartilage back there in the throat is both hard and sharp. To a man, it can feel like trying to insert his penis into a cigar cutter. And for god sakes, please don't open it up and then allow it to slam shut while the thinking part of me is still in there! YEAOUCH!!!!

In addition to being painful, this kind of treatment can leave embarrasing welts, which the next lady could mistake for the onset of an STD!

Most of the time I won't say anything because when a woman is kneeling in front of me making the effort, I don't like to criticize. It is difficult to be critical in that situation. So if you are a professional and you have not yet mastered the technique of DT, then please practice your technique on something inanimate before adding it to your menu of services.
Thank yew... thank yew very much.
-donnydark