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What's Your Most Embarrassing Hobbying/Providing Experience?
October 1, 2009 - 12:01
Mine's pretty tame but it sure was embarrassing at the time. After round 1 of a heated session the provider excused herself to go to the bathroom. I was struggling with gas all day and thought that if I just squeezed one out, the smell would be gone before she got back. Well, she was quicker than I thought and the bomb I dropped was A-Bomb strength, so when she came back the whole area was just rank. I went completely red in the face and didn't say anything. Luckily she was cool and she just started to laugh, plugged her nose, and went running to the bathroom saying "that was disgusting". She came back five minutes later and jumped on board for round 2.
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hahaha that is funny! well mine is on a post that i did earlier when i went to the MP acting as a vet and didnt have enough for the tip. Even trying to play it cool by saying here this is for u like i was doing her a big service by tipping 50 bucks instead of 100.
hahaha that is funny! well mine is on a post that i did earlier when i went to the MP acting as a vet and didnt have enough for the tip. Even trying to play it cool by saying here this is for u like i was doing her a big service by tipping 50 bucks instead of 100.
Haha, at least you got out of there alive. I've had a few embarrassing moments myself, one of the worst was when I accidentally shorted the provider 40 bucks. ALWAYS count the money 10 times before putting it into the envelope. She was relatively cool about it but she did send a rather bitchy email before realizing that it was an honest mistake.
Heh, you think that's embarrassing? You want embarrassing? check this site out...
Heh, you think that's embarrassing? You want embarrassing? check this site out...
Well yeah, that's why I don't live in Oklahoma. And why I don't go for SW's. And why I'm not a dirtbag.
I seen a few of those videos on YouTube. The guy is a total asshole. He films guys picking up SW's and then grills them about it. If you ask me, the guys asking to have his teeth punched out.
Most embarrassing thing I did was lose my memory card from my digital cam at a provider's place. I guess it wasn't all that embarrassing but it sure made me sweat knowing that she had a bunch of photos of my family etc...
the most embarassing thing that happened to me was after an incall session i went to pay the girl and couldnt find my wallet. she had to take apart her incall room helping me find it. one of us must have kicked it behind a lamp somehow because thats where it was finally found.
talk about a sphincter clenching moment lol.
the most embarassing thing that happened to me was after an incall session i went to pay the girl and couldnt find my wallet. she had to take apart her incall room helping me find it. one of us must have kicked it behind a lamp somehow because thats where it was finally found.
talk about a sphincter clenching moment lol.
Ouch!
I thought I had left my phone in an incall apartment once. I had a very mediocre session with a provider who had more rules than services and when I got home I realized my phone was missing. I called and she said she didn't have it. I got a bit angry with her but decided to lay off, sleep on it, and get back to her in the morning...well, I found my phone wedged in between the door and seat of my car and then I ate a whole bunch of crow!
I had arranged my first dinner date with a provider and bumped into my sister. Without getting into too much detail let's just say that was a tough one to explain but I did manage to wiggle my way out of it.
ouch casual guy i once had to pass one off as my girl of the moment to some friends never to a relative however thank goodness.
ouch casual guy i once had to pass one off as my girl of the moment to some friends never to a relative however thank goodness.
My nightmare would be running into someone I knew. I'm a pretty cool cat but I think I'd find it difficult to pull that one off.