Woman Arrested for Beating BF with a Dildo

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Sorry, just couldn't resist posting this...don't the cops have anything better to do!

Woman arrested for battery after poking boyfriend in groin with her sex toy
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article1017052.ece

TREASURE ISLAND — A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.

Kimberly Lynn Calvert, 45, of 11875 3rd St. E, Apt. 4, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of simple battery.

Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales, with whom she has been living for five months, then "began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.

Gonzalez called 911.

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SmoothSmitty maybe she got her wish and got FUCKED for the night after all. LOL...Smiling ROTFLOL...

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It's possible Bob (battery operated boyfriend) pleased her more than her real boyfriend.

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thomasmagnum wrote:

It's possible Bob (battery operated boyfriend) pleased her more than her real boyfriend.

LMFAO! I hate that Bob guy!

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LOL. It's more common to hear "man arrested for being a dildo" !!!

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she should get the 911 operator to testify that he is, in fact, a big p*ssy so poking him with a dildo wouldve been a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

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anabangbang wrote:

she should get the 911 operator to testify that he is, in fact, a big p*ssy so poking him with a dildo wouldve been a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

LOL! I like the way your mind works ana!

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personally,if she was going to get arrested for something so stupid,she should of just bent him over and F@#$%^ him!!!! at least she would of got arrested for something real....he may have even enjoyed himself.......lol

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Or she could have offered him a ride on her brand new customized motorcycle:
http://www.naughtyreviews.com/forum/hobbyist-hangout/how-to-fasten-her-o...
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