Sorry if this is a bit off topic but I thought it was funny and worth a read. Some guys really can't control themselves. Too bad more of us guys don't recognize that and get to a provider before this happens:

Man caught using sex dolls in store parking lot
By Jeremiah Jacobsen, WINK News

Story Updated: Feb 5, 2009 at 2:57 PM EST
CAPE CORAL, Fla. - A disturbing sight for some families doing their evening grocery shopping, as a man is caught with inflatable sex dolls in a busy parking lot.

Witnesses tell us the man wasn't even trying to hide what he was doing outside the Publix off Veterans Parkway around five o'clock Wednesday night.

"As I walked by, I noticed what he was doing, and it was obvious he had one hand on the doll, and he was trying to engage anybody walking by," said a Cape woman who didn't want to be identified. She and her family were making a quick stop for groceries, when she says she, her husband, and their kids saw everything from the very next parking spot.

"He started, you know, molesting the dolls and making out with them and kissing them, and making hand gestures," the witness' husband described the scene.

Witnesses say it was happening in the very first spot in the parking lot in front of the main entrance, where passers-by had to walk right by everything as they were going inside the store.

"The management asked him to leave, he refused, he was very arrogant, said he had no reason to leave," the witness said. "They told him it was inappropriate, he said it wasn't, at that point I did intervene, I yelled at him, I told him I had my children in the car. He became very arrogant toward me."

The couple says the man didn't seem to care that police were on the way to arrest him.

Officers later removed the car with the inflatable dolls still inside.

Witnesses say they're most upset about kids having to see it all.

"My children had to be subject to this," the witness said. "Even the way he was handling the dolls, my 10-year-old son, my 12-year-old daughter got to see a lot more of a blow up doll than any child should."

Cape Coral police have yet to confirm the man's name or the kind of charges he might face.

Link: http://www.winknews.com/news/local/39120367.html