So I was sitting around one day, thinking, I wonder why it's called a bum? Then I thought, probably because it's just sitting around all the time. Then I was thinking, why is it called a buttocks? Then I thought, probably because some big ones have a butt like an ox.
An ass? Probably b/c at times it makes an ass out of itself.
A rear? Perhaps such as a destination for parking.
A darie aire (?sp?)? Dare he air it out?
A bottom? Maybe due to size, it just doesn't float.
Gluteus Maximus? Well, that's just the scientific name, but sounds to me like he glued his ass to something...
There have been a multitude of songs written in the name of the ass, but I like it best when Eminem says,
"I ain't eva seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go... doyng, doyng, doyng!"

THERE ARE BAD MEN, OF MICE TO MEN, BOYZ II MEN, X-MEN, BUT AMEN THANKS FOR THE BUTT MEN!!
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