I Wish I Could Have Helped the PA Shooter

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donnydark
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I wish I could have helped the PA Shooter by telling him of the joys of hobbying and the empowerment that invariably goes along with it.

There was a very unnecessary and tragic incident in Pennsylvania yesterday which I would like to reflect on. This awful story has been haunting me all day long and still does. The implications are immense.

Now, as an enlightened society, we all (hopefully) realize that the "War on Poverty," the "War on Drugs" and the "War on Terror" are nothing more than bogus sound bites aimed at a gullible public designed to make us believe that our government is actually doing something about these sociopolitical maladies. But ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you with no equivocation that the "War Between the Sexes" is all too real-- and in your face.

Dovetailing with my shock over the horrifying incident in PA this week, a very wealthy friend of mine called and asked me to meet him in the patio of Elway's in Cherry Creek, a well-known "meat market" for lonely, horny, well-to-do singles.

Now, I can tell you up front, donnydark is not your typical lounge lizard by any stretch of the imagination. And I have to tell you that my good friend never showed up, as I later learned after he had left me cell phone messages that he was "running late," as I forgot to bring my cell phone with me. I stayed at Elway's patio for a while. My patience with the faux music was only exceeded by my desire to get the fuck out of that place. Yet as the mediocre, cliche-ridden band "rocked" the temporary stage, I could not help but make note of some of the symptoms of our amazingly sick society in terms of how the sexes get along.

The sights and sounds of this elite "meat market" led my mind back to the story of the 48 year-old Pennsylvania shooter and his personal hell. This was a relatively young man who hadn't gotten any pussy in nineteen (19) years and had not had a date with a woman since May of 2008, or something like that. Folks, I wish I could have only informed him of the joys of hobbying before he decided to go ballistic. What he did was as sick as it was wrong. God have mercy on his soul and on the souls of his helpless victims.

He had a flat stomach and looked like a normal guy. I myself once used to hit the gym regularly and I can tell you, women ignored me just as much then as they do now. Back when I had a flat tummy and great muscle tone I was every bit as disrespected by women as I am today, thank you very much. Perhaps I should have worked harder on my stock portfolio than my abs, calves and delts? Whatever... live and learn.

As I stood in the meat market pretending to enjoy the disgusting "music," waiting for my wealthy friend who never arrived, I stood near the valet area, hoping that every Beamer, Hummer and sports car might be my rich friend arriving to save me from my loneliness and boredom. After all, he owns five cars and I never could remember what he drove. As the women in the establishment apparently assumed that I was nothing but a local lounge lizard, they often paused close to me, perhaps hoping that I would notice their awkward, unappealing friend- you know-- the one who was a little heavy or homely or just plain uninteresting. In fact, several very appealing women paused in front of me, at which I simply gave them a bored, crusty, weary look, similar to the looks I have always received from all women whether I was in perfect shape or 50 pounds overweight. I looked at all the women in the meat market as if to say, "Honey... I am donnydark and you have no idea who you are dealing with.... Some of the most depraved prostitutes in the city have chastised me as being the biggest man-whore they have ever had the displeasure of knowing... So don't parade your little asses in front of me as though you are God's hot shit because you have no idea who I am, you stupid cunts."

Can you imagine not getting laid for 19 years??? If only the PA shooter could have realized that he could have screwed some hottest escort babes in his own area at his whim! You don't need to be rich in order to get pussy. He was single and (hopefully) had no kids. With a modest income, he could have been tapping his favorite PA escorts on a monthly basis at the very least! It is great when a guy can afford to hobby several times per month, but if you can only afford a monthly GFE, hell- that is still better that waiting nineteen years for your next poon!!!!!

That is my 2 cents... I hope it makes sense.
-donnydark

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Wow, really courageous of you to write about your inner thoughts so freely. I applaud your honesty and your attempt to make sense of something that plagues our society. I think we've become too cold and separated and those without 5 cars and designer suits just don't fit into the dating world. I don't consider myself to be a terrible looking guy but if it weren't for the hobby I'd probably go on a 19 year run without pussy myself. I gave up going to those trendy clubs you refer to because I hated them and I hated how awkward I felt in them. I think you're right, if that guy had turned to the hobby and found an ATF or two to visit each month, the pussy therapy would have kept him in line. And I agree, you don't have to be a millionaire to have great sex once or even twice a month. Pittsburgh salutes you DonnyDark...or at least the legions of hobbyists who can relate to your feelings do.

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