Hobby Etiquette: Obvious to the experienced hobbyist

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duane_seattle
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I've been in the hobby for more than 5 years and here's some of the things that I always do when I have the pleasure of meeting a provider:

1. Bring an extra gift to show our appreciation (i.e., roses, wine, movie tickets, candies, or something you know she likes...etc.)

2. Put the "envelope" on a nearby dresser or night stand without a word

3. Treat her with the utmost respect and like she is your favorite girl friend

4. Shower right before your "date" either at home or at her place. (i.e. to make sure we are squeaky clean/fresh from head to "head" to toe)

5. Brush Teeth and use mouthwash... (or use new product called "smart mouth" that will ensure fresh breath for 12 hours)

EXCELLENT HYGIENE is ESSENTIAL!!!

6. Be a perfect gentleman

7. Then relax/enjoy the time of your life with this wonderful woman ...like you're on your honeymoon

Bonus step: Be on a healthy diet

http://www.articlesbase.com/sexuality-articles/semen-taste-how-to-get-be...

......IF your special lady has a real hunger for "protein shakes"

What am I missing?

msMOCHA
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wow.....can't think of anything you missed. NICE. ^_^

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Ms Mocha,

I'm glad to hear that I'm on the right track. Thank you

By the way, do you ever get out to Seattle?

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Duane excellent post thanks!

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8. Never break an appointment even if there is an emergency.