Escort Glossary

seeking information

Marijuana

mutual, simultaneous oral sex

Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. A massage service run from an apartment instead of a retail or commercial location.

American Born Chinese

American Born Japanese

A company that handles calls, books, screens and advertises for a group of escorts.

A lap dance with no contact.

Asian Massage Parlor

licking the anus

girl on top, squatting

Adult Service Provider, or the alt.sex.prostitution usenet newsgroup

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All Time Favorite

ass to mouth

trying to orgasm

menstruation /

bait and switch (the person who shows up is a different one than the photo)

small, young, attractive Asian

the person who shows up is a different one than the photo

breast implants

BareBack (without condom)

Bare Back Blow Job (A BJ Without Condom)

Bare Back Blow Job To Completion

Bare Back Blow Job To Completion In Mouth

Bareback blowjob to completion, no quit, no spit.

Bare Back Blow Job To Completion With Swallow

Bare Back Blow Job With Facial

Bare Back Full Service (Sex without a condom)

Big Beautiful Woman

Behind Closed Doors

Bondage, Domination, Sadism, Masochism

Boy Friend

Boy Friend Experience

To swallow a man's ejaculate. Origin: "Swallows" are birds. BBBJTCIM

Blow Job

Ball Licking And Sucking

Blow Job

Viagra

By The Way

Multiple men ejaculating on a woman's face. (From the Japanese word ブッカケ meaning dash, splash or heavy squirt.)

Unattractive face - everything looks good, but her face.

Covered Blow Job (A BJ with condom)

Cross Dresser

Covered Doggy Style

Covered Full Service (Sex with condom)

Cow Girl (the girl is on top facing you)

Come in Deep - When you come inside a provider (presumably while wearing a condom)

Cum In Mouth

craigslist.org

Carpet Matches Drapes (hair on her head is same as pubic hair)

Certified Massage Therapist.

condom

the girl is on top facing you

driving around, looking for escorts

Digital Anal Probe (finger in rectum)

Dining At The O (analingus)

Dining At The Y (cunnilingus)

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Double Digit Penetration, kitty and anus

Deep French Kissing

Do It Yourself (Masturbation)

man behind girl, girl on hands and knees

payment

A threesome with two girls and client

Double Penetration, two guys on one girl

Doggy Style

Deep Throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth

Eating at the Y, to perform oral sex on a woman.

end of message. No text in message body.

a companion for hire, there is often a sexual connotation

cumming on partner's face

Full Body Sensual Massage

Finger In Vagina

Fresh Off the Boat. An Asian immigrant who has recently arrived in the US.

Finger Outside Vagina

Blowjob

Kissing with tongue insertion

Full Service (includes sex)

get completely naked

Girl Friend Experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and no rush

anal sex

Golden Shower (pee play)

G-Spot Massage

oral sex + full service

A handjob usually after a massage

condom

High Dollar Hottie

Half Hour

Hand Job

High Mileage (a lot for your money)

One who engages in the hobby (of hiring escorts), an escort's client. This term is hobbyist is favored by hobbyists, while law enforcement usual refers to the same people as “johns”.

prostitute

Height and Weight Proportionate

In My Humble Opinion

Client goes to escort's location. (As opposed to outcall, where the escort goes to the client's location)

condom

In Search Of

penis rubbed between butt cheeks

Canine (doggy style)

vagina

Lap Dance - When a dancer / stripper dances on someones lap, often grinding her butt against the patrons groin. Where there is no contact a lap dance is often reffed to disparagingly as an air dance.

Low Dollar Looker (rather than a High Dollar Hottie)

Law Enforcement

light french kissing kissing, open mouth kissing, little / no tounge

Light Kissing, closed mouth kissing

land of smiles (Thailand)

A woman (usually older) that runs / oversees an Asian massage parlor.

Mother I'd Like to Fuck (attractive woman in late 30's to early 50's)

missionary position (guy on top, girl on her back)

Massage Parlor or Multiple Pops depending on context

Multiple Shots On Goal (multiple releases)

"No Call, No Show". Not showing up at an appointment and not calling to cancel.

not a professional escort

No Problem

Naughty Reviews

No Strings Attached

Orgasm

Escort comes to client's location. (As opposed to incall, where the client goes to the escort's location)

Private to Private (rubbing of penis on a vagina without penetration)

Pimping, the act of facilitating in sexual activity for money; functioning as a procurer.

male manager of a massage parlor

condom

Cum on neck and/or chest, usually as a result of Russian

Penis in Vagina

Prostate Massage or Private Message, depending in on context

Phone Operator

A hobbyist's term for an erotic escort. Or sometimes other adult entertainers like massage parlor girls who provides erotic services.

Private Show (A dance)

Porn Star Experience

Some one who hires escorts or erotic companions. (Mainly British Usage)

pretty young thing

Relaxation Assistant

condom

Reverse Cow Girl (the girl on top facing away)

Cowgirl the girl on top facing away

analingus

Russian Massage Parlor

Rip Off Bitch

Vommit play

role playing games

penis rubbing between breasts

Strip Club

someone pretending to be an objective reviewer, but is not

significant other

Shot On Goal (A release)

Sat On My Face

BBBJ

Service Provider

a petite, thin girl

sexually transmitted disease

street walker

Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor

man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth

transgender

Too Good To Be True

Thanks In Advance

Tijuana

Tenderloin district, San Francisco's Red Light District (Bounded by Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave)

Tender Loving Care

Topless Lap Dance

Take one for the team. To review a new, non-reviewed provider.

analingus

anal sex

Transexual

Transexual / Transvestite

Tongue Up My Ass

Transvestite

Untranslated French (oral with out a condom)

under the radar, someone who does not advertise

Your Mileage May Vary. (Your service level could be different than reported or opinoins vary)

aspd.net was a hobbyist/provider forum that closed its doors after legal and technical problems. An aspd.net alternative is naughtyreviews.com which has seen many ex-aspd members join its ranks.

A former escort forum that closed due to technical problems. An aspd.net alternative is Naughty Reviews, where many ex-ASPD forum contributors now call home.