Prostitutes and Politics – Together Forever

It would be an unfair statement to say that politicians frequent prostitutes more than the rest of the population. For one, it’s probably not true. For another, I have no statistics to back that up. However, it is fair to say that it gets reported far more often when politicians visit prostitutes than when just your average joe does. The media loves a political sex scandal. And what’s cooler than a political sex scandal? One in which the politician goes above and beyond in terms of embarrassing situations, and then doesn’t seem to care. Such is the case with David Vitter.

Vitter is a Republican who espouses family values and other assorted things, which makes his case funnier, because hypocrisy is the cherry on a sex scandal sundae. That’s why everyone likes it when televangelists get caught out as dirty liars. And this isn’t to slam Republicans as having a conservative stance in life is perfectly reasonable and acceptable – just don’t go around paying for sex in secret if you pretend to condemn that sort of thing in public is all.

So Vitter get caught up in a scandal when it was revealed his name was on the DC Madam’s client list. Oops. Rather than give up his senate seat, he merely held a press conference explaining he’d asked for forgiveness from his wife and God, and received it. That’s super convenient. And then he opted to go back to work, because why resign when God’s on your side?

In an effort to escape the press conference, the man even back over a stop sign trying to get out of the parking lot and avoid questions. But what was he trying to avoid, exactly? Aren’t these sex scandals all common place now? Usually, yes…usually.

Vitter has a diaper fetish. Word has it he paid escorts to make him wear diapers. That’s his thing. And again, that’s cool. Just don’t stay as a US Senator when the world knows you get off on wearing diapers.

Amazingly it seems like Vitter is about to be re-elected over his Democratic counterpart meaning one of two things – he’s got a huge pro-hooker backing or his supporters, who must also support his staunch conservative standpoint, are as full of shit and/or as ignorant as he is and simply don’t know or don’t care who they’re supporting. Either way, it’s an amazing statement about politics today. But more importantly for us, since this isn’t a political blog, but a blog about sex and the sex industry, it shows that people really do want to pay for sex. All the talk of how it would be the decay of society of prostitution were legalized and all the myriad of arguments against it, that’s all lip service, man. It’s the smokescreen that conservatives need to put up just because it’s expected of them. They don’t believe it. This dude pays to get fucked in diapers! And he’s 18 points ahead in recent polls. People want to pay for diaper play. They want fisting and the shocker and strap on play. They want it all. We just have to pretend we don’t know they want it. Prostitution may be the key to political harmony in this country.