What Makes a Strip Club Customer

One good turn deserves another and since we covered what folks like you and me want from a stripper, it couldn’t hurt to cover what kind of guy a dancer likes to spend time with. Sure, she’ll hang out with you no matter what if you have money, but don’t you want to feel special in some way? Don’t you want to be more important than your wallet? Fuck yes you do.

Be Real – Strippers hear a lot of stories day to day from guys trying to impress them. I don’t know how much I do (or want to) believe it, but apparently more than one guy has gone into a club, sat down, had a girl come over and then, for whatever reason, went into a story about how he’s a spy. Or a director. Or a millionaire industrialist. If you are a millionaire industrialist spy, then that fuckin’ rocks, but you should also have the training to realize no one will ever believe you when you say that and thus keep it to yourself. For the rest of us, it may seem like an awesome story but if you’re a stripper who’s heard it 6 times already today, it’s pretty lame. Best to just be who you are, because that’s probably a lot more interesting.

Lay Off The Smut – Everyone wants to bang a stripper, and they know that too. Thus they don’t really need you telling them how hot their tits are. You can think it and maybe even compliment her on how hot she is once or twice, but once or twice is probably enough. If you keep focusing on her body, you’re like 100 other guys who just want to fuck her and leave. And even if all you want to do is fuck her and leave, you’ll still get further if you can find something else to talk to her about…which brings us to this…

Chat - Apparently a good number of guys really have nothing to say. Try to imagine rubbing your junk in the face of a total stranger who just isn’t saying a damn word. Now imagine that stranger is a random dude. Creepy, ain’t it? Yes it is. Best thing to do is just start up a conversation about whatever floats your boat. You don’t have to talk about anything important, but be personable.

Show Some Intelligence - There’s probably far too many jokes about strippers being stupid, but remember a lot of girls are actually working their way through school and can likely hold a pretty in depth conversation. You being able to do the same is pretty impressive to a lot of girls. Current events, literature, books, whatever she may mention that you can latch on to and talk about can take you a long way to relaxing her and getting her to enjoy her time with you even more.

Don’t be Cheap – While some guys are happy to say nothing during a lap dance, others will try to haggle for better prices. This is a terrible idea and should not be done, at all, at nay time. If you need to bargain your way to a lap dance, you shouldn’t be at a club in the first place and you’re mostly only going to succeed in making her want to get away from you.